I had a vasectomy today! Which means that I'm in the "you get to be completely useless and sit on ice" phase right now.

Per doctor's orders I'm not supposed to be lifting things heavier than five pounds for a couple of days, so I can't even pick up the baby.

And meanwhile, here we are dealing with an uncooperative toddler who's trying as hard as possible to be goofy and not let bedtime happen while we've also got a 6 month old who's been just barely napping throughout the day and gets woken up by the slightest noise, and I can't help with either.

(Luckily we still have our au pair, but man it sucks not being able to do anything with this situation.)