If anyone is down for shenanigans, please lmk.

I am always down for shenanigans

You wanna do the thing? x3

I can type something up.

/ponders someone I might be able to send

purpleminiskirts :0 ♥

We can :>

I play way too many teens and very young adults but I do have one twentysomething I actively play...

purpleminiskirts >> I can age Ashe down a little, too. To like... 19-20-something. x3 I've even got icons for that.

oh really? well, that does broaden my choices a bit!

Yeah! I don't mind.

though the most likely one is still

we'll see when I'm home and able to actually do things

I mean...

Ashe is kind of a sucker for blond hair/blue eyes. So...

also good to know

LOL

Ahah, I see a toplevel

=w= Feel free to post your own if you want me to tag in. I don't mind. ♥

She is gonna collect a LOT of marriages by the sound of it

<< Listen. It's a good meme. I'm so down for ALL of the shenanigans.

Agreed, I should toss a few in there. Got a lady robot who would be hilarious in a wedding dress.

Just "Fine, I understand the symbolism, but why am I holding flowers?"

Omfg. xD

(Guri from Star Wars, btw) "Are they edible? The ceremony seems interminable, is the bride supposed to graze during?"

LOL I mean... It's a legit question.

It's the one tradition I don't remember the reason for off hand. The rest is all about fending off demons and keeping swords free for drawing.

But she's in the thread if you're tempted

Or if anybody is, really.

fjdksalf Aw. She's cute!

And a Human Replica Droid, so she's not just an OMNIC with some skin on

Ahhhh. Okay. x3

Reminds me of the cylons from Battlestar Galactica. They had human models.

Who... looked like models. lmao

She pretty much WAS Six.

Just more...assassin-y

<< I mean. Six murdered a baby before she had five minutes of screen time.

They'd get along great.

lmao

Guri at least gets to be on the good side and probably would draw the line there, even if it was an Evil Baby.

If not for moral reasons so much as "Look at it, it can't even hold a knife. What point is there?"

Good.

RIGHT? I was like... HOLY CRAP, SIX. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.

The new BSG lost me pretty quick, but yeah, that was right up there.

I'm running out to grab dinner, so I'll be back later, but there ya go

I'm crying, thanks. ♥ Enjoy your dinner and be safe. x3

Two tags in and I'm already super glad I tossed Guri at her

Ashe is dying, thanks.

You're welcome

She's really cute, though? xD Can't even stay mad.

If you're going to wake up married to a strange woman, it's best that she's kind and looks like something straight off of a pinup?

I mean... you aren't wrong. xD

Alas, hangovers get in the way of... morning after cuddles???

._. They really do.

If only certain people wouldn't drink so heavily. >:U

git gud

Also I can't wait for her to look at her neck in the mirror and just be like "did I get attacked by a vampir- wait that's a stupid question."

LOL

OH NO. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

someone has pyntie teef and likes to bite

I mean. She won't be mad at it. She'll just have Questions.

Also, Guri is totally going to angle for cuddles. She just has to work on her human a little bit.

LOL

They're like caring for plants, humans. There are procedures and steps so they don't wilt on you.

Ganbatte, Guri-san.

LOL

OH MAN. xD

That's amazing.

The only way she's really NOT human is very objective thinking

"Step one: Hydrate human. Step two: gentle caresses. Step three: reassurances...."

Meanwhile, Ashe is like... :| Madam. Please. Stop.

Oh God it's like caring for a cat

"Let me love you." "NO."

"MAYBE. Later. ON MY TERMS."

When it comes to Ashe? Yes. It is very much like caring for a damn cat.

._.; Sorry, Guri. Sorry, Tex.

Haha and this? Is why I love tagging her so damn much.

I dunno where she's gonna jump. Doesn't matter what the tag is, it could go a whole VARIETY of ways.

x3 I'm glad you enjoy it. I'm enjoying Guri so far. And of course I love the scruffy cowboy.

Guri is the nicest, kindest person who could ever toss a Hutt out a 60th storey window made of safety glass, and has.

LOL WOW

I mean, if Ashe were sick and needed rest she could very easily take her to bed, really

OH DANG

I think we may have accidentally found someone else fun for her to play off of, as it happens.

After Ashe is like... :U Madam. We are getting this marriage annulled.

kthx

Guri's disappointment being she doesn't get to explore being a wife more

Y'know, the woman who could literally disassemble any enemy Ashe had. "...I was going to get an apron."

LOL

At least let me take you out to dinner first, damn

Haha

Basically, just imagine a strong woman with NONE of the usual human hangups, and also kinda sheltered about a lot of very mundane things.

Like she will field strip a 50-cal in the time it takes most people to think about it, but is approaching the morning after from a textbook.

god, I'm just popcorning on the sidelines over Guri rn

she seems like fun xD

She really, really is. I get to play her this way or, if I set her further back in canon, as her bad old assassin self.

It's freaking great and I'm so enjoying her.

purpleminiskirts - are you one of the others in the thread that I am having popcorn for?

not yet! I'll be throwing someone in soon, though

I'll save some popcorn, then. Also hi, nice to meet you! I'm Guri and the Man With No Name

/finally hits this with someone, I did it before going to bed so it counts as "soon"

c_for_characters: nice to meet you too! and I also hit up Guri with one of my characters on a pre-going-to-bed whim xD