Went for a ride with mom and dad this morning. They told me it was my last ride with my balls. I didn’t know what that meant, but I was so excited I didn’t care. Now I know. Send help.
Awww Goosey! You'll be fine!
won't be quite as hyper now silly boy
awww, this too shall pass, Goosey. You're a good boi.
My granddog Remy will be going through the same thing soon. 
Surprised mom didn't put rhinestones on your collar cone
Awww. Poor Goose
You’ll be better off in the long run, sweet Goose. 
There will be other balls. Just not attached ones.
heylisa: so that's why dogs are obsessed with chasing balls
Hahaha awww poor goose