that’s my hot take of the day

IT'S BAD

yea um even the best alcohol still tastes like straight up poison

on my 21st birthday my friends brought over a bunch of wine and like my roommates let me steal some of their ciders and i was absolutely losing my fucking mind over how AWFUL it all was

I DRANK IT ALL ANYWAY BUT I CUT IT WITH SO MUCH SODA

AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS?? WHILE I WENT NO I'M GETTING BIRTHDAY DRUNK

DONT GET ME STARTED ON WINE !!!!! BARF!!!!

anyway my hot tips as someone who ALSO hates the taste of alcohol are that fruity cocktails are the WAY TO GO, if you drown that shit in enough cool fruit juice you make it plenty palpable and if you mix multiple flavored alcohols you'll get fucked up real quick so you don't even have to drunk that much of it

ok yes i’m still gonna drink it because i cannot function at parties and social events but who drinks this stuff for fun

also: smirnoff ice. it's not strong and you will get made fun of for drinking it but i promise, it tastes like fruit juice. i know people say that about lots of alcohol and every single time they do i'm like you're a fucking liar but smirnoff ice ABSOLUTELY DOES

i haven’t actually been able to try cocktails or anything bc everything is closed and will prob never open again but i’ll stick to apple juice it’s okay

IVE HEARD SMIRNOFF ICE IS GOOD

girl just get some fruit juice and use it as a mixer and call it a day

my current go to for drunk digital movie nights is raspberry vodka + lemonade (strawberry or otherwise) + grenadine

people really be like “yeah beer is so good” and mean it........

i want to get grenadine that seems like it would actually slap

boom poor gal's cocktail and you can mix the ratios up enough that it's palpable if not good and vodka's real good for just, Make Alcohol Go Up

the day i realized you could just go to the store and buy grenadine to just, like, have and use was the day i was freed

THE SECOND I GO TO THE STORE IM BUYING GRENADINE. SCREW IT

yea alcohol is gross.... i recommend hard cider it's the only one that's usually tasty ime

DO IT!! GET YOURSELF GRENADINE

i had hard cider once, tbh it definitely was far better than most things i’ve had not that i’ve had that much lol

MAKE SHIRLEY TEMPLES IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME

it’s been so long since i had a shirley temple GODDAMN might have to get some maraschino cherries