most of my april/may threads are wrapping up - I'm excited to start new stuff!

he's still livin the no bonds life, and i don't THINK that will change this month

but his days are numbered

ALSO he missed his birthday due to me not figuring out which month remire was in game (its november) so technically he turned 18 on Aef's May 20th

timelines >A<

dont give him that!

happy bday sylvain is he getting a party

he is in prisma idk what his tomos are doing in aef

HAPPY BELATED DIMA his bday is so close to itachi’s!!

what i'm hearing is we should throw dimi and sylvain a party--

HAHAHAH a joint birthday party how cute

dimi goes by fodlan calendar and sylvains going by aef's

WHENS ITACHIS BIRTHDAY i want to know his signn

june 9th!

birthday birthday birthday—

look sylv hasn't really noticed (or cared)... it's his birthingday in aef so... surprise??

also felix is going to hunt dima down and sit on him if he goes feral

(felix remembered its sylvain's birthday...)

(fewix...)

GEMINI... OF COURSE HES A GEMINI

(FELIX AWW)

just do a monster/monster bond with him felix nbd

it will fix 0 of the problems but i can dream

i hope lance finds about their birthdays belatedly so he can shriek and scramble to get them gifts

dimitri would be floored lance wants to get him anything since all he's ever done is scare him

will in fact make all the proBLEMS WORSE

HAHAHA look...you're a scary guy dimi but you're part of the fam

ANY bond is better than NO bond, right?????

...no dimitri

he... appreciates the sentimient lance

also sylvia will get dimi something if she ever finds out

OH CUTE

he might mention it to her off hand while they're WORKING OUT GETTING SICK GAINS together

man Felix MIGHT temp bond him if only to keep track of him but he's also dubious about that actually helping anything

would be a trainwreck

ohohoho yes good she'll find something...weapon or combat-based for him

I'd love to do a tempbond with Felix someday, just for my own personal gain LUFEWFSDFWE

Dima is more amiable to temp bonds anyway, so I don't think it'd be hard to convince him!

YES GIVE HIM A COOL KNIFE HE'LL LOVE IT

oh no, cute birthdays

Dimitri's a capricorn but he can party with the geminis anyway

i'm sure he's got some gemini in there he's so fake

ding ding ding

HAHAHAHA oh dima

fr though felix has heard the rumblies from various sources that Dima's been getting around so he's like.... WHAT are you DOING

and are you being responsible about it!!

wait hes a sag not a cap my astrology cred is wack

WHAT HAS FELIX HEARD CIUWXUWBNCEN

he told felix hed look into getting a bond so temp bonding with one of the sketchiest guys in aef is a good start RIGHT??

well sag is gemini's sister sign, so

still checks

dimitri.....

sylvia mentioned their boat fight and I swear there was something with the Wilders too but I can't find it now

jade in here with the real knowledge

ONE OF THE SKETCHIEST GUYS accurate lmao

he's been out with the wilders a few times!! he also just yolo'd into the wilde with itachi and only itachi

bad choices abound but he tries to keep them to himself - feel free for felix to find out about whatever youd like though!! dimas not worried about rando wilders seeing him come and go

he aint a sneaky dude

hahaha felix asked sylvia "did he seem stable" and sylvia was like y....yes?

asking important questions, here

make good choices, boar, you're in a world of opportunities right now

i need...i owe you crusty as fuck tag cry but

i want dimi in my life

YES MORE DIMI W TATARU THEYRE CUTE

god we're so lucky felix asked sylvia and not like. lance HRICJEBDJSNS

thanks for having his back workout buddy

A WORLD OF OPPORTUNITIES... HE KNOWS... he wants to be a good boy

THEY ARE WEH

god imagine if he got the lance version lmao

LMFAO oh my god

felix: did he seem okay--
lance: NO. NO, HE DID NOT.

he appreciates your honesty, lance

LMAO god, he doesn't dislike dimitri, he likes him generally but he's just like oh boy, don't wanna cross this guy

i'm not sure howwwww but do you want to potentially do something with both dimi and petra getting very monstery without having bonds?

YES MORE DIMI AND PETRA!!! YES!!! id love a thread like that honestly <3!! we could do something in the hedge maze during litha OR just let them go really wild in the city itself

a healthy fear of dimitri isnt uncommon lance.... much to dimas chagrin

sorry i died this weekend >_< but yes, hiding in the hedgemaze sounds like a good plan