dimitri talking about duscur: "we commit a genocide against the wrong people"

its the wrong people part that bugs him, not the genocide???

dimitri: "you're torturing those people for no reason!!" implying there's a good reason to torture people

what the hell, boy

someday i'll write up some meta about his relationship with violence as a whole, because it's a fun contradiction to explore

but for now just know i keep lines like those ^ in mind when writing him a lot because any opportunity i can take to make him feel just a bit 'off' or 'wrong,' i will take

its the subtle things

sure its fun when he snaps and goes buckwild but i enjoy the blink and you miss it elements just as much

it's ALWAYS there - Felix has fucking laser vision for it

yikesyz dimi

Yike

Dimitri tries his best but god is he so...privileged about it...

I can ignore these other deaths because THESE are the ones that count

YUP AHAHAA

bless his heart....you dumb bitch...

Meanwhile Edelgard is just O.O about this

HAHAHAH

VALID! though god the amount he keeps to himself is impressive

he's trying so hard not to make edelgard extra uncomfortable

and apparently only somewhat successful LOL

Between grabbing her hands and this.

he's sorry abt that...

she knows that he is. It's weird because she sees him trying so hard

and then he just goes full turbo

AW... I LOVE THAT....

listen he /is/ trying

there just comes a points where the breaks fly off

gonna wear out the break pads my dude

Hopefully this one will learn to steer into the skid...

dials the knob to the right and breaks it off

HAHAHAHA GS I HOPE

constantly in Mario Kart Blue Sparks Mode

i cant wait til he's transformed enough to have his insane strength back and continue to break things in peak comedic context

god I love Dima breaking mundane shit

opening a door? there goes the handle

cutting veggies? karate chops the table

oh no dimitri

I'm just here to keep saying "oh nooo"

JESSA I APPRECAITE YOUR COMMENTARY

:'D I'm canonblind I just love this murdery (?) excitable prince

just give him a stress ball.

I love dimitri breaking mundane shit

babey

your canon blindness is a blessing LOL every new wild detail is just a fresh "oh no" haha

he'd pop a stress ball in an instant. sand everywhere.

he compares it to the consistency of an eyeball and makes everyone uncomf

dimitri laughing as he's mowing down memory robots in our thread

HE IS LAUGHING...

you know what's great about this is that dimitri can kill whoever he wants and pick and choose which deaths are important or not but edelgard kills anyone and he's suddenly an offended pacifist

i love dimitri's selective morality

HES SUDDENLY AN OFFENDED PACIFIST MONET GOD DAMN you came for his whole life

LOLOLOL

he has internal justification for his bullshit, which is that he's "a monster" so if he kills people that's par for the course, and if edelgard, not a monster, kills people then surprised pikachu.jpg

she becomes a monster and he don't like that, because now he has to fight her and may the best monster win i guESS??

its wack logic

dimitri's selective morality.... <3