Why did I have to get two flat tires in a month

Both times right after I'd food shopped and had frozen things in the car

my hands ache like shit from having to crack the lug nuts and my wallet is crying but at least it's done

Today's was a one in a million tire puncture, too

/runs off to stop Gretchen eating plastic

gretchen!

also yeah this year just needs to be over already

...the hell?

wtf is that

is that a...KEY in your tire???

what the FUCK

That is a key, broken in half, that is puncturing the tire I just bought after the last flat three weks ago

How the

Chris (tire shop guy): I might be able to patch it...
Me: It went through in three places.
Chris: ...okay, probably not.

That's insane.

Jimminy Christmas.

D: D: D:

One in a million

/throws the year in the trash

wtf

oh dear...

how the hell

I thought it was a different tyre but the same one?!

Actual same position as last flat, yup

Back passenger side