eyooo, we have an IC INTRO POST + MINI-EVENT live and ready for y'all, with a cameo from our brand new GOD JOBS SYSTEM! (we strongly recommend you check out the god jobs faq before perusing the jobs page, it explains a lot!)
oh dear
Apologies that the intro is like 12 hours later than the latest we wanted it to be, there were some Mild IRL Hurdles between me (Trace) and my wifi's functionality.
ohohoho the god jobs are real interesting
NOTE: the god job posts are actually not currently live on the individual gods' journals, but they will be in the next day or so
honestly i'm new af but i definitely would toss my guy at one of them
new folks are just as welcome as veterans to leap into this new feature! the gods might even be emotionally touched by the willingness to help, depending on the god
Jon will continue being a weird Tyr/Heimdall hatstall as he signs up with both of them 
detectivefiction: as it should be
detectivefiction Malcolm is probably signing up for both Odin and Heimdall and Mary MIGHT sign up for Sigyn as well as Tyr.
As long as she can be a “manager” of the farms, not one that actually digs in the dirt.
Which is kind of what she’s doing anyway at the moment.
oh this is fun! give flora some paint, skadi, let her Do This
sparks_fly: yeah! in that case it'd be like, assumed that she found some natives willing to help out for a cut of the yummy crops - then she could oversee them
i beg you
it sounds adorable
Yes, excellent. That’s kind of what I’ve been picturing her doing all this time with the farms anyway.
Working with the natives, or as Crowley has termed them, her minions.
she's gonna paint her lil heart out
im only like 20% awake but jobs 
j o b s
awwyiss. Gotta take a good look at this after work 
I'm tempted to sing up Quill for Odin's vanguards...but he would drive everyone insane with the most random ideas
I like that Heimdall job requires 'Ability to debate and disagree calmly.' 
Not requires, but definitely recommends!
Also that's definitely Njord, not Heimdall - though let's be real, that'd help the fighters too
A wise request, Imo
If not, you end with this happening 
leslie knope could be a sentinel, change my mind
like, she holds the fuckin line
yessssss
yuuup
Ooooh! I will have a look tonight after work
High fashion could come to Asgard! (as I look at jobs for Thea)
Both of my characters would be here for high fashion coming to Asgard.
Thea is in agreement,'We need proper evening wear for parties to name one!"
Mary 100% agrees.
Malcolm also hopes there’s someone to do men’s wear.
Because he loves a designer suit
I mean, look at this bitch. 
All we need now is period men's wear!
Nobody wants to ask Sora about fashion but orchestra art means he can clean up nice if he has to
ye zun is all 'what's wrong with proper hanfu you heathens'
also please don't take fashion advice from gege he just lets his tailor put him in the most expensive suit
they definitely need decent tailors in the city
here's a kingsman when you need them
sparks_fly: damn, Malcom
aww
please. tailors would be amazing. both of mine would deeply appreciate
YES AS WOULD LJG
Dany has some kind of tailoring... thing? I don’t know the exact details.