aliciachenaux says to the stray cat on her patio: If you are not my friend can't eat my kitten kaboodle.
Laughter ensues.
Laughter ensues.
LISTEN
1st of all, it's Kit & Kaboodle.
2nd... This fool needs to learn that I am the giver of the Kit & Kaboodle and LOVE ME.
But 3rd... the way I said it just sounded super dirty and you know that makes me laugh. 
Hope by "this fool" you mean the cat....
Morris the Fool needs to love me. That's all I'm sayin' here. 