the kitten is me and that big white tail is life

katyaxox:

Unrelated but KATYA IF YOU EVER HAVE TIME plz watch Ghost Bride on Netflix it’s a short Malaysian series that i just finished and I loved it and I want other people to love it too

gaspuuuuu I have had it recced a few times

I will defo check it out

I long for ominous lady thriller films

It is such a delight and a wonderful mix of spooky thriller and silliness

I will watch it this weekend

Also sneakily re-reading old heirra threads b/c fuck work

And i also have so many meta feelings about its commentary on filial piety/family obligations, the nature of love and romance, and gender dynamics in Malaysian culture 😍

this sounds delicious

Heeeeeeeeeee I love our Heirra threads and fuck work indeed

/holds ur hand and procrastinates with

LOOKIT ALL THESE GORGEOUS PEOPLE the ghost bride on Tumblr

/drools softly into keyboard

kuang tian

be still my heart

/rolls around in feelings

he is so dark princely

right up my alley

hweh hweh hweh i'm so excited to hear what you think of his character

is he trickery and shifty and charismatic?

and all kinds of genuinely awful human being

excellent

I do love handsome bastardos in fiction

(poor korra why did u marry one?)

(Hei: WE ARE NOT MARRIED [fuu])

lbr they probably got hit by a marriage curse and he just never de-registered their details

the only way they'd get married

(overheard dudes at the welcome center talking about the hot milf and realized it was korra)

(got angry and jealous and passive-aggressively went with the marriage paperwork after the curse)

LOL

MINE

unrelated but also look at this cutie Lipstick Chateau

fhggfdd his ears

and dat jawline

westwingwolf's den BABIES

what cute rolly polly

they have an early heirra dynamic i approve

LMAO yeesss

also why are there no gifs of her I love her https://bittergloss.tumb...

and no love for the other cutie boy in the "Love" quadrangle

silly tumblr

so elegant!!!

she reminds me of yoooooou super elegant but also like "fuck social expectations men are dumb and imma go gambling don't follow me"

I wish I could pull that off with such panache

I have been quite a worker bee these few years

I mean so say we all

tis time to rebel!!!

down with the man!

REVOLUUUUUUUUUUUTION

up with the fancy teacups!

I want so badly to rp again ughhhhh

plot out cute korra and suluk thingsssss

da baaaaaaabbbbiiiiies

and bb hei and bb korra hovering at the fringes

being bad

(also somehow better behaved than their adult counterparts)

just ok boomer-ing them to aggravation

ROFL yes and keeping the smut somewhat healthier...ish

CONSENSUAL

/beats hei with a broom

Fewer emotional scars

he was saved early

while he was still growing even

(he might even end up taller than hei b/c of the better nutrition)

rn he and bitty korra are probs the same height

She has a much easier time throwing him around

(he probably likes it)

He's never been with a girl his own age

meanwhile adult hei is horrified at the idea of bb hei anywhere near bitty korra

walks on them futzing around like

(Korra is too, just a little. Secretly.)

hei: WE GOTTA BREAK THEM UP

Korra: YOU MAKE THINGS WORSE WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX SHIT, LEAVE THEM ALONE

hei: THEN YOU BREAK THEM UP

Korra: NO. They have to work things out for themselves.

hei:

/whispers in bitty Korra's ear, "Pssst, he has crabs."

Bitty Korra:

bb Hei: NO YOU

Korras:

Mai: oh boy I luff crabs!

Korra: yes hei GET CRABS FOR DINNER

Hei: ....yes dear

Bb hei:

so lame, adult hei

with ur wife and two bbs and nine-to-five

u sell-out

Dat house on the beach

dat hot tub

dat multilayered security system with a million booby traps

It’s a pretty sweet setup

hei is secretly smug about it

lookit these amazing normal things I have!!

am I a real boy yet?

Pai: hmmmmm......

fhgfds PAI COME STAY IN HIS IMMENSELY NOISY HAUSU

with a room next to mai's

Pai: =_=

he'll be so happeh

suluk will like her i am sure

Pai: /pokes the babies suspiciously

suluk:/gurgles cheerfully

/proceeds to send telepathic msgs

Pai: O_O ok

Hei: /oblivious of the brain-hijacking bb

Pai becomes creepiest babysitter

Mai finds her palatably chill and full of curious info. meanwhile suluk expresses gurgly telepathic solidarity from his crib

hei and korra are just relieved for some alone time

Pai: I’m not babysitting so you two can have sex

hei + korra: /too busy having sex

Pai: =_=

omg don't let bb hei see her!!

he will legit kidnap her and bring her home with him

MY PAI

Pai: this brother seems much more familiar

bb hei: and less lame!

also child-free!

(but not korra-free oops)

Pai: this is so weird

bb hei: why aren't there two pai's?

Pai: because one is enough

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

bb hei and adult hei have a weird custody battle over who gets to keep her

Both Korras are just a liiiiiittle weirded out by it and are like “Pai where do U want to go?”

fgfds a question neither hei would think to ask

both of them simultaneously: "WITH ME OFC!"

Pai: /thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinks

Heis: .....

Pai: BOTH. /floats between houses

fhgfdss typical pai

basically a cat

in teenage form

She plays by her own rules

adult hei makes her a treehouse so she can stargaze at night