other things I take issue with: if Crowley's going to stir up trouble (note to self: Crowley actually does shit like stir up trouble maybe try that sometime genius) he would not frame random people for crimes, that's not encouraging evil, that's just you having no imagination at all.
I think also there are like ten other sundered hanging around and Crowley's not too interested in taking most of them down a peg. (this should not transfer into him being so helpful. >_> but to be fair, first time he's had a chance to be without consequences.)
Sent Neil an ask about why Alpha Centauri, which will probably not get seen, but if the answer isn't the two stars one orbit thing I'm pulling rank and saying my answer is better