[Gomens] the movie script from the 90s is finally going around and it is an Experience. And yet I kind of love some of it because I love weird aus. If only this version of Aziraphale had a brain. And a personality. And Crowley's choices made any damn sense.
Crowley the good boss though! Crowley and Aziraphale making pals with this weird loner Adam! Crowley singing 'nice n' easy', which.....shippy. and I love Anathema working at the British museum with Az in the end.
I wondered if madam tracy was secretly God but no picasso was just alive a lot more recently than I realized
Also the checkers thing was half wonderful half ridiculous and Alpha Centauri!! I wonder what conversation with Neil and Pterry produced that
nice n easy? I haven't read the script and I don't think I know that song
Crowley is the lion but with the tin man's song probably
And in between verses he insists he wants nothing shut that music up
it's sung idly while he's brushing his teeth but I mean...
awww
I've just been trying to picture Depp in the role, since he was apparently considered, and i can't
Lovely contrast to Every Day which is the through line for this one too
Yeah i kind of could here bc he's a much bigger asshole and thinks the earth is backwards and boring and wants to go to AC as a job transfer
So like a johnny depp who wasn't yet known for waving his hands around i guess
(But then it makes like no sense he changes his mind. Unless he's fallen in love with Aziraphale. Bc even these different worse characters have old married soulmate energy)
lol yeah. I'm imagining the two versions of canon mixing and the characters being supremely confused by the way the others interact
(oh that's good. because someone said they didn't even act like friends and so I was sad and didn't read the script)
Oh man i want that added to the comics that one fan does with book and show
Ducks and Dolphins, yes!
They'd probably hate them
probably
This Crowley calls this Aziraphale too dumb to live and is..... not wrong
ugh. Aziraphale is a dummy but not that...dumb
He lets crowley win at checkers by cheating every time bc he has the satisfaction of playing a fair game. If you're telling me my bastard son would turn down a chance to be judgmental...
Yeah i feel like they're very smart dumb people, so to speak, not someone basically too naive to function
he'd totally go holier than thou over the cheating, wtf
and they'd probably never finish checkers because they'd end up leapfrogging from that into some other debate...and then get wine and lose the plot entirely
that would be the proper version of them, yes XD I'm intrigued by these two guys in their more interesting moments but they are very not Crowley or Aziraphale
I feel its Hollywood's "only the same in name" adaptation treatment
definitely. but neil technically made it so idk where it bled and where every studio exec was just The Worst. I linked it in a new plurk at any rate XD