i think a lot of my threads have wound down now so it feels like a fresh start- my to-do list with him is pretty short right now

he's got an idiot and a gremlin staying with him in the museum because apparently fighting a war for ultimate good or evil doesn't require them to learn things like how to cook dinner

PFFTTTT

Bruce...

he's meeting cas for the first time and in his habit of picking up strays i think he's also going to. adopt a grown ass man now

looks to the sky for strength

i have loose plans for A Talk with jason once the explore runs down.

aND god a reminder for the 100th time that i need to put one in

but i don't think i have a whole lot else mapped out this month? though i feel like january &december are hard months for everyone

whats cook dinner i never heard of her

don't even talk to me vanitas would eat fucking betty crocker cake mix out of the box

just the powder

HAHAHAHA

i mean

ur no wrong

excuse you, Cas is not a grown ass man, he's a chrysler building sized being of light and energy that has existed since before the world was made.

which is my way of saying, yes pls adopt the boy, he doesn't know how to feelings

a chrysler building sized being of light and energy

god i hope you don't expect bruce to teach him how to feelings

oh absolutely not, no

but I do hope you're prepared for the depressed angel to quietly add bruce to his official list of charges that he's probably gonna get himself killed over

THAT EMOJI LOL

bless you inky, for feeling the need to provide another adult in bruce's life that would die for him

stares into the void

LFAFHKJASDHKJASDL

OH NOOO

LOL

Does it help if I stress that I've also provided a child in bruce's life that would die for him?

no i dont think it does

inky who hurt you

me

bruce lmfao

Riku is absolutely the idiot in this household who was too busy saving the universe to learn to cook

he's trying... he accidentally made chocolate truffles!! they were supposed to be cookies

Cas is actually capable. he has collected his own honey and made sandwiches (he appropriately comforted the pig that was used for the ham). in itn, midge gave him a foolproof cheeseburger recipe

inkcharm: excuse you why has cas not shared this recipe with peter

I think cas is a competent recipe follower. he just doesn't really need to eat, normally so has little reason to cook

HIJACKING SORRY

ruffians: that would be a cute thread

WHAT... CAS! WHY AREN'T WE HAVING BURGERS

slaps table for emphasis

ADOPTION FIRST BURGERS SECOND

also oathkeeps: bruce should stab Cas. that's how he met his first friend.

that's not how you make friends

Dean meets Castiel

that's how you make friends on spn!

granted they shot him first, THEN dean stabbed him.

Cas just..... failed to be impressed

god LMAO