My dad is doing a church play, where apparently he will be playing as Batman along with several other superheroes encountering Mary and Joseph.

It’s A Thing.

As Batman, he is supposed to introduce the others, where he plans to call them “the Incredible Hulk,” “the Amazing Spider-Man,” and “it’s a bird it’s a plane no it’s Superman,” but he’s coming up short on the other two.

And he doesn’t want to be ignoring the only female superheroes here with Catwoman and Wonder Woman.

cordially: It sounds like it will be hilarious. The favourite part I’ve heard about from the practice that my dad ad-libbed as Batman when he sees Mary and Joseph (the Holy Family): “Holy Family, Batman!”

That...might be a little long, haha.

oh my god

My dad said he’d absolutely use the Wonder Woman one if he can memorize it before the cantata.

this sounds.... adorable

i have nothing helpful to offer just my delight that this is a Thing

It’s pretty darn cute.

My dad is thinking he’ll just introduce Catwoman with “the Fabulous Feline, Catwoman!”

I was impressed by Dad, though: I suggested that, as Batman, introducing Catwoman as “my longtime rival,” and he said he didn’t want to make the introduction of one of the two female superheroes about him.