left my phone on the bus and will need to speak on a phone with a human being if I am to have any hope of being reunited with it
Dear god, no.
I KNOW I'm putting off doing it with the justification that it will probably take time for my poor phone to even make its way to the lost & found depot...
I HAVE BEEN REUNITED WITH MY PHONE someone on the bus took it and texted a friend to connect with me
What a kind human.
Indeed.