hello...........

i have since become Adult and moved out of my parents' house (kind of, i live in an on campus apartment 45 min away from them lmao)

hope ya'll have been well :')

it's ok if you've forgotten who i am, i also forgot i existed for the past almost year

HOWDY!!!!

i was thinking about u the other day kitz, i hope you're doing alright

omg ily pia!!!

i hope ur doing okay too!!!!! give me the 411 on ur life

i should be studying for my midterms this week but my procrastination level is dusting off ye olde plurk

i'm moving soon it's super exciting

go study for your midterms brat

MAKE ME!!!!!

also that is very exciting, are u moving far?? i always thot i wanted to move far but now that i actually live away from home idk if i could

big boy life is scary

HELLO KITTY

very far!!! from texas to massachuchushtuuetues that state

should prob remember how to spell it before i get there

HI HANSHI hanshi i love that you're still repping the same profile pic, bc same LMAO

ships i'm sorry but you literally cannot move there if you can't spell it MASSACHUSETTS

WOW THO i can't believe ur coming to the good ol east coast

it's such a dumb name, i'm petitioning to rename the state

omg kitty! all grown up!!

good to hear from you, congratulations

travistouchdicks [ HISSING ] DONT EVER CALL ME GROWN UP AGAIN!!!!

i'm jk of course BUT IT'S TRUE being 20 is scary

sorry welcome to land of Old

take me back to babby

you can drink legally soon but you wont be able to rent a car without a dumb fee until 25

omfg i thought you'd at least be liquor legal by now

i forgot you were a wee baby

also wow uh guess i have a spoiler for you in my display name

thats what happened while you were gone

THAT'S??? REAL????

omfg this is way more important than school rn

their names are hunter and jeane its wild

LJLKFDSALIGJEWAJLGJLH

WHAVVOEVERJLCLLD

THIS IS TEA

do you want full spoilers cause i played all of tsa and IM ONE OF LIKE 3 PEOPLE WHO REMEMBERS THE ~LORE

i honestly haven't really been keeping up w any of my old fandoms lately it's v sad SO YES SPILL ALL THE SPOILERS

tl;dr every suda game is now in continuity more or less

bad girl's dad it turns out was a minor character from an untranslated killer7 story and threw dan smith under the bus which got him killed

WAIT, SO JEANE WAS NEVER HENRY'S DAUGHTER

LETS GET THAT STRAIGHT FIRST

NOPE SHE'S TRAVIS' KID

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SUDA

the sequel to the silver case leads directly into nmh continuity via time travel/AUs, travis' best friend is now kamui from the silver case

Toh my god, WHAT THE FUCK1!!!

they almost killed each other but travis was like NO YOURE MY FRIEND so now theyre. friends

jeane the cat talks

jesus christ this game studio IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL

bad girl came back to life

shinobu has a dojo and dragged travis out of retirement

henry watched a lot of mcu (this is canon) and dyed his hair and maybe wants to kill travis because he's working with some shadowy organization called the emerald knights now

he in text compared travis and himself to loki and thor respectively

i honestly feel like that jackie chan meme circa 2009

also hotline miami is kind of part of nmh canon

i was going to buy the new game when it came out but my sister said it wasn't worth it so i held off... it sounds pretty worth it now tho

bruh

travis went into the actual cia and killed people

he also went to mars

this is a complete and utter bruh moment

everything happened kitty

IM SO SHOOK

A LOT OF PEOPLE RAG ON TSA BUT IT WAS GOOD I'LL FIGHT FOR IT

LMFAO

KITTY.... I WAS CLEANING MY PLURKLIST AND WAS LIKE I CANT REMOVE KITTY IN CASE SHE COMES BACK!!! and here you are...

IT'S A SPINOFF... I LIKED THE NEW GAMEPLAY

i'm so sorry to everyone who comes in here after i dropped the hot nmh lore kitty missed

machaera omfg i actually think abt u a lot cuz ur part of the reason i decided to go into microbiology THANKS FOR HELPING A MISGUIDED ME FROM THE PAST

its ok this plurk is a mess like me

GOD YW I WISH I'D DONE MICROBIOLOGY I'M IN HELL

I NEEDED THE NMH SMACKDOWN

MICROBIOLOGY IS HELL TOO!!!!

I'M GLAD I COULD HELP

OH YOURE IN MICROBIO...... uwah

I BET but there are a lot of jobs on the other side

i can tell u that

grown up... kitty...

IMMA CRY

i was minoring in physics but the second i step foot in my First University 300 Level Big Boy Physics Class

i dropped it

physics................................. is so hard

no thank u

it's hard but i do love it i just couldnt handle it w/ biochem and microbio and genetics

ive literally never taken a physics class in my life and the concept of it is so alien to me

it sounds so hard

i had to take it in high school and i hated it

IT'S JUST MATH

PHYSICS IS GREAT!!! PPL LOVE TO HATE IT BUT ITS FUN

GKEGKHFKSJGKSSF

its really just algebra ya

i am not very good at math.....

genetics is fun tho i like that

biochem is ALL MATH I HATE IT

you made a good choice the job market is RIPE for genetics and microbio... i was literally just tweeting abt how if i could go back in time i'd do microbio

i hate genetics too. one may ask why i'm majoring in microbio if i hate all of my classes and to that i say idk

honestly tho yeah the industry is growing it's whack

tfw you have a biology degree but not the one anyone wants

YEA

GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!! let's do grad school together

NO..... I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL

i did my time............

go back to school

everyone on my tl is goin back

including me

NO

y e s

WHAT R U GOING BACK FOR DANNI

IT'S EXPENSIVE AND THEN I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK

yeah homework's pretty gay

no that would make it good

i cried for like a week straight after my first set of exams LMAO

YEAH SEE

THAT SOUNDS BAD i'm gonna keep hitting my head against this wall until they let me in

I WAS JUST USED TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!!! i'm back and better than ever

EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A 70 IN MICROBIO

THAT'S PASSING!!!

you're right, we'll take whatever we can fkin get out here

im slowly tryin to get into nursing but i want to work in public health/education

tbh.... it seems to me that the important part is that you know how to do some lab procedures

because i already have a BA... and i now have experience working nonprofit

nursing is great, tell me how ur microbio class is cuz ik nursing majors, no matter the school, have to take a nursing specific microbio class

LAB IS VERY FUN I WONT LIE

my goal is working in a lgbtq healthcare nonprofit down the line :' )

if you can learn how to do assays and pcr etc you're good

man... t hat's cool

GOD WE JUST LEARNED PCR IN LECTURE [ heavy breathing ] and assays in biochem

i will tell u.... im just doing cc/online because i work full time in something unrelated rippp but

THATS SO COOL THO DANNI I HAVE SO MUCH!!! RESPECT!!

im doin My Best

ok um ppl be ragging on cc all the time but it saved my life

THANKS... i want my masters

my goal is to have a job i don't hate with benefits t hat gives me enough money that i can do the things i am passionate about in my time off

thats why the nursing lmfao because i want that fuckin

sib that's the D R E A M

3 days of hell overtime / the rest of the week to fuck off

YEAH.... I DON'T HAVE ANY AMBITIONS I JUST WANNA EXIST!!!!

and yeah cc is good i will defend it

i didn't think about getting a degree at a cc that's not a bad idea

i'll prob be working in a lab 8 hrs a day 7 days a week for the rest of my life and tbh i'm fine w/ it

YEAH THE nursing major at my CC was great

i tell all teens who ask me about college that cc transfers just get the same degree with less student debt

and your chance of getting into big schools is so much better.... save ur sanity

yeah um i have $0 in debt and my sister who went right to a 4 year has $100k in debt :^)

she also has her masters tho it's different BUT same concept

HEWGJLKSFS RIGHT??? ITS RIDIC

basically, america college stoopid

yea

IT REALLY IS...

student debt be dummy thicc these days

my friend and i who went to the same public university immediately before a big tuition hike had a celebratory dinner for us both getting under 10k in debt

but we were like lmfao oops we're both trying to do masters this is gonna be nice while it lasts

see i currently have no debt and i would like to stay that way.................. don't trust

honestly i was living in a bit of a bubble at cc cuz i was paying like $800 a semester thru a finaid-type, merit-based program i was in and thought that was a lot of money, so when i came here and my tuition was TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS before scholarships (also earned bc i went to community college) i damn near shat myself

if i could just take like . one course to learn some specific lab skills. that'd be sweet

yeah there's a lot of lab stuff i need to learn still, i'm trying to get into a research lab that focuses on dechlorination of soil / wastewater management

i went to college while a semester at the best public universities was like 3-4k

that is a steal now... rip

bro WHAT

ya i got some scholarships but i was immediately above the line of 'dirt poor please pay for all my college' and far below the line of 'can pay for my tuition reliably'

well even in state tuition in new jersey is whack, i hear it's quite low in other places but the school i go to, 28k a year is in state

that's the middle class lyfe

yeah that's about how much mine was

this was 10 years ago laughs coldly

cause i went to cal 2010-2013, and got a lot of extra units by doing a semester of cc / a bunch of AP courses in high school

honestly this is dumb and WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY THESE PEOPLE JUST SO I CAN FAIL THEIR CLASSES

fun fact, I briefly mistook someone in another plurk with a similar name as you, so I was actually wondering today how you've been doing lately xD;

purpleminiskirts i’m honored phee hope u’ve been well bro

I have been!

I can't believe you're 20 now though, gosh

at this point i don’t even remember how old i was when i met most of my lurk friends probably like 13

plurk* oops

I very distinctly remember when you were 15 and frustrated that you were just under the age restriction for so many RP games 8'D

i think I met you when you were 15 8’) a bebben

bro i don’t even remember being 15, maybe it was so bad i blocked it out

i think i used plurk and rp as compensation for having no confidence irl when i was in high school 🤠

a lot of us started out that way, lol

I took a looong break from my RP circles after my teen years and got much better about irl things before coming back

i also just liked writing ofc, rp was great bc it facilitated creativity in my tiny brain that, by itself, cannot write original stories