Other than ALL my karma, of course.

You didn't set up karma vacation? Anyway. Well, you missed lots of news, some bickering, and jokes. You'll catch up quickly, though! Welcome back!

I just stepped away briefly. I mean, it's only been... what, four years?

And three months...

Welcome back!

Nah, just life and stuff! Welcome back!

Isn't Tao a myth?

You said you were going out for a pack of cigarettes... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???

Sometimes I'm a myth... Sometimes I'm a mythter.

I went out for cigs, and then decided that I really should stop smoking, but it was REALLY difficult. Then, three years later, I realized that I had never actually started smoking. So I just went to bed.

/me waves at all the peoples that s/he hasn't seen in AGES...