jesus christ I need to practice my bluff game because not only is Ocelot is entirely too fucking smart for me, but my knowledge of canons is either obsessive or zero with no real inbetween
(and panic a bunch because there is one mother fucker who genuinely knows all this stuff who keeps creeping into my weird fetish fics and calling my knowledge bluffs)
anyway my thirst for grandpas continues to be my number one most powerful driving force and I'm so glad metal gear lore is one of the few things my brain agreed to actually wrap around and comprehend, because if it didn't this would be much, much harder than it already is
man i feel like nitpicking a fic where the primary intent is kink exploration over is silly and pedantic unless said knowledge would actually significantly affect said kink
he'll also probably do plenty of people he doesn't want because that's just the job /delicately looking directly at Kojima's tweet about Ocelot being trained as a charm agent