Is it anything like SPSS?

uhhh maybe? I don't think that would help, though. I have specific questions about R syntax

I know it's a thing that exists... sob

Some!

I am Not A Professional, though.

(I've been learning it these past few months; it'd be easier if I had a computer with enough memory to store R programs directly, but alas.)

Autistic_Ace ooh! do you have a discord I can message you on?

I'm Autistic_Ace#5045 !