now to roll up sleeves and do my tags

itt: getting into the quality content with Snake attempting to win a literal pissing contest by pissing on Hanzo

this is the most ic metal gear thing tho

he gotta double down on them dumb choices

Writing tag for Otacon, trying to have some build up before doing something dumb like 'and then Snake's double dong pops out of the sheath'

just floppin out, saying hello

lord.

I'm mostly just being silly because the piss thread is putting me in that kind of mood, I'll only go that route if you're down for it

(it's very too late, the Hanzo cannot be un-peed on)

Angela's thoughts if Hanzo attempts peeing on Otacon as revenge in the dumbass pee war

OTACON WOULD LIKE PISS TO STOP BEING A PART OF HIS LIFE???

I have absolutely no idea how Snake is going to explain even a third of this nonsense to Otacon to begin with

just guys bein dudes

hopefully at least he explains to otacon sometime after there's pee on the doormat and before Snake's donning the sneaking suit to break into people's apartments and pee on their beds

presuming no one interferes with these idiots before that

you are adults.

so consent is important in territorial piss roleplay.

coffee just makes more piss is this a piss trap

scree

Snake: comes home in the middle of the night, asks Otacon to turn the shower on for him because of all the stuff Snake's gotten in his fur so far in these threads

good lord

stands there tiredly spraying a dog

pits a towel down

honestly it'd be perfectly reasonable to make snake sleep outside at this point

(though Snake would still need hosing off in the morning since wet dog is probably preferable to him rolling up with cigarette ash and wolf piss in his fur)

no, just the clothes he peed on thrown at him

so it's just Snake's pee, but it's still wolf piss on wolf fur which is probably a fun smell

this is fine since he's just happy they're together again

love... blooms