I think it sounds worse as a family friendly movie.

"Sometimes daddies go into heat, too."

Okay. It isn't just me!

This movie has actual well-known actors involved.

For another layer of strangeness.

So it's female alpha and male omega?

"And sometimes mommies have a knot."

Apparently alpha and omega are just the names of their packs!

No self-lubricating assholes are even implied in this movie probably!

They're only implied for every single person who has ever interacted with fandom.

Yeah.

Another point for the "every company needs a pervert on staff to tell them when something could be taken wrong" argument.

I mean really. I think the uh... trope? genre? of A/B/O is older than 2010. Someone seriously should have pointed this out before they made this movie and a billion sequels.

oh. Not that much older, according to fanlore. And it started with Supernatural. Of course it started in Supernatural.

Okay so the whole Alpha Omega thing hadn't really become the big thing it is now when the movie was made. I will forgive this oversight.

Yeah, fair enough.

I felt like it had been out there forever.

It's just... one of those things. When did I learn about it? I don't know. I just know that I can never unknow it. / thousand yard stare as haunting flute music tootles hauntingly.

There's a show called kitten rescuers! goodbye, afternoon!

Kittens!

Kitty stuck in a chimney!!

Get on that, rescuers!

4 days the kitty was in there!

Oh no. That's so long.

They had to call the fire department in to try and blow her out with a hella powerful fan, flood her out with water and poke at her with a long stick

but they got her!

That poor kitty!