hmmhmm

Eve is lowkey and relaxing

I enjoy him very much

I am a little worried he's too backburner? Like I don't have him out that much though he's not like, non-existent he's definitely also not super around

and it's not like I want to be super duper active with him but I'd like to touch taisho more... I feel like he has CR that's like [this is potentially great if you weren't slow and inactive with him]

Like he's super cute with Maki???

He and Dantalion are like [butterfly meme] is this demon friendship

He had really cute CR with foxglove but I dropped threads on mora a lot because I drop all his threads a lot

Kirin and Yasun and Shu CR all have potential and I want him to bother vic characters but I'm just like

he should touch fox more. or rather i should touch you more

He appears, says some shit, then I drop threads because Phoenix is doing 800 things at all times

yeah I wanna touch the other Taishos more!! Fox and Sol especially and new boy looks cute though Idunno Jae well enough so it's like this (how gross can I be) anxiety

also there's the problem of I will 500% want to RP dracula on zreal when I finish watching castlevania season 2 because I already wanted to play him on zreal

why can't I clone myself

anyway like, hm, I am. Enjoying Phoenix's everything but it's also somewhat frustrating that I feel like I can never keep up... with what he should be

which is frankly an impossible standard

Dracula would be a good Zreal dad, Zreal can have two dads

no ONLY ONE DAD ALLOWED

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!

he'll fight you for dad supremacy then ozy

meet him in the PIT sun god

suddenly zrael self implodes

FINE LETS FIGHT IN THE PIT YOU SHITTY VAMPIRE THING

but i vote also to clone yourself

so u can teach me

and i can clone myself

technically he's more of a future is now guy with technology but like, no, he's a zreal

lets clone EACH OTHER

[ sun dad ] [ moon dad ]

would zreal accidentally give him the love humanity character arc lisa tried to???

yeah we have a mom and thats the moon

he is the NIGHT

HE IS THE NIGHT

He is the night and zreal are his stars--

i'm sorry but you say "he is the night" and i start hearing "I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT" in my head

I just think of the baby bat memes

oh no it's cute

MORE

DADS

DRACULA!

anyway for a long time I was like "I'll do Zenos or Dracula on Zreal" and then somehow I ended up with Rean on Bad End and an OC on Taisho

terrible

Zenos would also be cute on Zreal but he'd be that shitty older brother

how could u do this

like the one that keeps having a murder party while mom's gone but never cleans the blood off the sofa

genocide kegger and then doesn't even pick up all the red solo corpses

Anyway Dracula on Zreal is really cute it's true it's sad Zreal needs more dads

dads

I'm sorry that you're frustrated with Phoenix

if for some reason I ever did drop eve and it wasn't because "I need to just only focus on phoenix for the rest of my life" I guess dracula or zenos remain high contenders to replace him but eve is in very little danger

it's not that I'm frustrated with phoenix so much like, I love playing him I love all my threads and CR

I'm frustrated that I don't have a time turner and infinite energy to talk to literally everyone in the game for long, significant and impactful threads every day

the Rean Standard is just literally impossible

so it's like there are things I'd like to do that I just can't because energy

i hope you'd also use that time turner to get more sleep in

i know this feel...

I'd like to have more meaningful and deeper threads, even though I have many already, I'd like to chase more CR that I have budding but is somewhat impacted by me just trying to keep up with current CR, I'd like to keep up with current CR better!

Phoenix isn't that close to Vive or Thorn and part of that is just I don't always catch them and part of it is just, time, energy. He should be bothering 99 a lot more, as well as boss, sanguine and silk and he's closest to those three

but he's still not as kept up on them as I feel he should be

I'm not harsh on myself about it because literally the Rean Standard is impossible but it's like, wistfully lifts hands

it definitely becomes that sort of thing where you end up having to rein in your character a bit...

I would like to pursue my CR harder but I cannot

which sucks because. that's. hm.

:|a

to be perfectly fair it's impossible for rean too that's why he only gets 3 bond points a day

well it's just balancing actual OOC ability

yeah but I wanna be NG+ rean

no bond point limit

super rude tbh

I did in fact app ng+ rean

just so I'd have access to every bond event because for the purposes of memory registries going "well he only saw jusis, crow and laura's on this day and not sara, fie or towa's" etc would be dumb

but I personally am only capable of being first playthrough rean

thus powercapping him

but he already cannibalizes all my activity on other characters everywhere so it's like

rean calm down

you aren't supposed to vore anyone until sen4

can't stop won't stop not sure how to stop

LOOK I AM EXCEPTIONALLY GROSS LIKE I WILL CHECK IN IF IT EVER GOES THAT WAY BUT my gross knows no bounds

also Rean is being cute at kirin

also just completely self aware bad end fucks up 9.5 times out of 10

i will say that i know it doesn't change how you feel in regards to that and i'm not trying to dismiss your feelings as far as playing him goes, but at least as far as sanguine is concerned, he doesn't feel at all like phoenix doesn't pay him lots of attention.

I mean I thread with Sanguine and others a fair amount but inner voice (it's never enough)

i feel like you might need three or four clones to match the Rean Standard

yeah

just playing tocs i'm like rean. rean buddy.

how do you have this much energy.

he has TOO MUCH ENERGY

god even before thors he was like, he must have been so busy

accomplished at: riding, snowboarding, swordsmanship, other martial arts, orbal arts, cooking, gardening, music, history, tactics, other academics AND socializing with the people of ymir to the point everyone knows him very well

I would like to consume his essense

i would like a portion of his energy

a FRACTION

right like a mere 10% of his energy would do me fine

hard same

I'm glad his good end is literally just [become a history teacher for elite military students"

and like, take them on field missions

it's a good good end

if anyone has the energy to keep up with teenagers it's rean

monthly walkies where they solve minor to major regional problems

I'm also really chuffed that like his good end is...

history teacher

pornbots don't make me private this plurk

he just wants to live his life as a soft nerd teaching his students

he just wants to be a soft neeerd

I need him to buy reading glasses in imeeji

t's only like 50 points

time to be more nerd

nerds!!

at least some of rean's designs for 3 and 4 involved glasses as a thing so I'm absolutely going with he needs reading glasses for real

Seems Legit

his far vision is probably fine he just needs those reading specs

I will never get over this good pure history teacher protag

y’all extroverted harem lead emotions protagonist players are so powerful

powerful

I don't make enough dramatic speeches

Me: I don't do enough dramatic speeches
Me: wall of text at tree

i just keep staring at it like

jesus

sorry he has a lot of feelings

UNFORTUNATELY SO DOES KIRIN

it's okay we can feelings at each other very intensely

save him

nah

REACH