Annie asks for someone to pose as her fake SO for Very Important and Not Specified Reasons. (It's all silly.)
Annie...
she has a vendetta, okay, and no shame
s w e a t s
lmfao
adapt to the situation you're in, fight the way you can when you've been ruffled enough
annie what did you get yourself into
he worry
she gets into significantly less trouble than you and reiner manage, she's fine!
bert what the heck is valentines
a schmoopy holiday
but why
(im laughing, by seasonally she was talking about the winter season, but i love this)
who knew there was more than one couple-y holiday
she's pretty sure you could invent any one you like, but at this point, who even knows with these holidays
this world has too many got danged holidays to keep track of annie
he will support u annie
laughs thank you, bertolt
HE CANNOT DO A FAKE DATE but he will support and
send stuff when u win
"i'm not jean-shaped"
saljf she doesn't want to win she just wants to beat one couple really badly for being assholes
also public thread 
he doesn't want his stuff about jean getting out
he doesn't want his stuff about jean getting out
winning would inevitably mean a trophy and probably a couple weekend, she'd give it to the other person
lmaaaooo bertolt
yes, yes you are
(but no in all seriousness I don't want it getting out just yet esp not that way)
iiii shall edit then!
SINCE PUBLIC THREADS AND ANYONE ELSE BEING ABLE TO READ weeps
yeah, like jean talking about bertolt over in kriegs
is he now
laughs, ye! big goofy smiles, it's cute, krieg asked about it iirc
gaaaaaaaaay
just a large bit
he's not talking, per se
just grinning all sappy like when Bertolt gets mentioned
it's very cute
... should I have Jean having some gay panic and offering to help?
HAHAHA oh my stars jean
Annie would be like wow okay really, but she also really, really wants to beat this couple
so i say up to you 😂
so i say up to you 😂
Jean understands meaningless rivalries that get you majorly fired up
he's a prince at it
(Hey plus. If she does team up with Jean she can just give him the weekend and give him a Significant Look)
yeah, this is very, very true
Jean do you want to beat a couple that scams and targets children on their Pokemon quests whole refusing to deal with teenagers and adults
then accidentally end up winning this thing
uh, YES
he is all about that
THEN GAY PANIC AWAY
(possibly from guilt over Blitz beating up preschoolers all the time)
and be the only one who knows wtf got under Annie's skin 
LMAO
lol, he'll keep your secret, Annie
good enough
he doesn't want anyone to know you actually have a heart under there
Annie couldn't get them to battle her even two on one, but then they entered this contest and she's like I Have You Now, Almost
haha, brings three level 100 Pokemon to the fight
thank you Jean
BEAT DOWN
finally a way to get her to like him better
OKAY PLEASE
yeah thanks she doesn't want to remember that either
Jean will bring RahRah Bird to cheer them on
RahRah never battles, she just cheers from the sidelines
that's adorable and I'm glad
I wish I could take credit for the idea but I'm pretty sure Ink came up with it
it's beautiful no matter the origin, I'm happy to know it now
the worst offense is clearly irritating Annie
was the original post supposed to be anonymous?
no!
haha, okay, so he knows he's talking to Annie
yep! she's redundant in her greetings when she messages people
got it
honestly will she ever bother with anonymous on network...
you know, I can use this to inspire Jean to start going after badges again
he's gotten lazy, and maybe a good battle will light a fire under him
!!! yes, good!
i... need to submit badge requests but keep forgetting to do it
Oh this is delightful 
the kids are working together, Krieg
and Jean
Jean's entrance back to Goldenrod will be very Krieg-approved
the last time Jean went to Goldenrod, he ended up living in a trash heap for a while
am so glad
just enough to make Bert's
reiner no senses tingle but not enough to make him Too Worried
hey, he got a sweet walking train car after living in a literal trash heap, so it all worked out
and a trash grandpa
a trashpa
Krieg has no idea there's tension between Annie and the rest of his kiddos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Armin mentioned Annie to him once, then got upset and asked him to forget he said anything
So
He forgot ('8
bert's just
???? tension????
Krieg, you are an angel
Jean just knows Annie never really liked him before, so it makes sense that she doesn't really like him now
that won't keep him from being really overdramatic at this battle, though
well, jean, to be entirely fair
you were a douche
that is a legitimate criticism
and she's hardly spent quality time with him now