[fake woke voice] cat owners romanticize abuse, cat-to-owner relationships are inherently problematic, and i'm adding "cats" to my DNFI list. any pet cat attempting to follow me on social media will be hardblocked

i have so many angry thoughts on these types of people but the only one that matters is 'i feel sorry for every cat that has had to suffer your presence'

i hope that OP has never actually physically touched a cat before and feels this way because they're jealous their cat-owner friends like their cats more than they like OP. which they absolutely should, because OP doesn't sound like a fun person to be friends with