Best of luck, everyone!
Keith is just going to get an aneurysm and die isn't he
i. hm.
Fun fact: As of this trial, Sakura and Gant are the only ones who have never been on the suspect list (unless you count there being no list in the mock trial as Sakura being suspected, in which case, it’s just Gant)
good luck, everyone!
ganba team 
I can't believe gant, the man who has literally killed people in his canon, didn't do a murder
ohhh shit that suspect list
Gant has had his fill of murdering
okay i actually need to like, grab some breakfast but i got my evidence out there
i. like how keith put the dildo on oda's podium
likewise I osted the evidence from the lodge!!
ALSO WOW BOLIN AND GANT ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL NEIGHBORS
i...hope i got everything cuz it was a lot lol
OK LOOK, oda's podium is the sacrificial lamb here
I'm so glad Keith is a suspect yet again
HE IS NOT.
Keith is a classic by now
And I've been laughing about Gant the whole time, just watching the younger people do all of. this.
these teens are too wild for him
it's one of those wild teen murder parties
ANDY EAH whf gant
gant just staring at the camera for a long period of time in silence
OKAY SO
SHOE CHECK even though they were partial footprints
or well, shoe size
Sorry for the delay on that mod ping, Nick is at lunch right now and I'm here to handle the evidence - as far as Sarge interaction goes, I don't want to presume, so we'll get back to this in just a few minutes!
it's no problem o7
gant just breezing
look he doesn't have very convenient people around to blackmail into moving bodies for him
why would he bother doing a murder without that
gant's true enemy: laziness
oh my god gant
i swear to god if osomatsu did it it's literally just going to be gant and a bunch of teens
gant: last adult standing
if oso did it, i'm killing him myself
not sakura, me.
no sakura should do it too
let! sakura! kill!
she's not doing it, y'all 
just like the sergeant isn't doing it
secret mastermind sakura
THE SERGEANT KILLED ONE PERSON
ONE
um. multiple
on sakura's secret orders
i mean on an execution
tourist captor sakura
meanwhile oso and bolin gossip about keith
GOD let him live
we won't rest until keith dies
final victim: dies during the trial of embarrasement
Golden end is everyone is alive except Keith
keith dies of embarrassment and refuses to be revived
WOW
are there any non suspects who could do a quick check for anyone smelling of ammonia?
There are more suspects than non-suspects alive...
It's just Kino, Sakura and Gant
weeps
yeah, and I'm out and about today 
reeeealistically, i think it should be fine as long as it's not keith, bolin or oso that does the check
so that would meaaaaan natalie or niwa? could do it
if everyone's okay with it i can have her do it! i just wanted to check beforehand
i'm cool with it
since shoe sizes seem to be excluding nat and niwa? but if someone comes back in later,we could probably have them check to be extra sure
I am here on mobile for the moment I can swoop on in
oh bless
i walked back into this plurk and i see we are smelling people
Patrick Star - "I can almost taste it"
We are always smelling people.
opens mouth
yeah i'm not even surprised
cartesio: better hope you took a bath last night
Should I make a top level for the sniff check
It has been a while
yeah i think so, just to keep that contained to its own thread?
ganbatte gant-san....
we believe in your nose
UM
looks at bolin
HNNNG
sup guys
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THIS WAS REALLY AN ACCIDENT
BOLIN.....
ok hold on gotta
type
a thing
n-never a good sign
fear?
fear.
hey, what the fuck
do you take constructive crit
yes
HOW DO I DELETE THIS
That was entiiiirely Wolf's idea and deserves all the credit and constructive crit, haha
ok no that's not fair, lyndon (which i typod as lyndong) had a beautiful addition that i will reveal at the appropriate time
i appreciate all beautiful additions
dang
Hi guys I've been out shopping and-- 
Can you believe this is the first and only accidental murder in Cartesio
I don't think we had ever gone for so long in a game without an accident
Appropriate timing all thing considered
It's a beautiful thing
We were all ready to kill
Except now we're down to all the nice guys. And Niwa and Gant.
Who are mostly just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This case cursed my search history so much, but I'm so happy about it, it was a worthy sacrifice
I don't know that I would qualify Kino as nice but y-yeah
Kino is True Neutral
True, Kino is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ squad as well
oh my god sarge
Keith please throw the Certain Object at him
I'm begging you
i make no promises that he won't.
Kino's excuse the last time she was a suspect was "I figured someone else would do it first"
Keet please don't get killed off now
there, see, it's what Kinzie would have wanted
it honestly was
omg what were the original plans...
clubbing him over the head repeatedly with a dildo?
plunge it into the shadows
if it doesn't come up in trial, i am sure lyndon will want all of you to know
oh god oso actually did it
YEAH it's gonna be great
Well gee now I’m just scared
Ffffffffffffffff
oh my god i started laughign really hard cuz im just imagining a dildo just suddenly POPPING INTO EXISTENCE in gy equivlanet of the courthouse and then disappearing again
That may or may not be what happened
...GOD.
oh my god
the gy is just suprised by the appearance of the dildo
except fro kinzie
I will absolutely tell everyone about my opus if it doesn't come up
KEITH NO
hey, Keith, what the fuck
Keet is like VOTE FOR ME
secretly hes thinking "maybe i can finally fight the dead"
His secret plan is that he puts forth the statue and says 'we're killing this keith'
i
fuck
LOOK, bolin has a useful skill set that might come in handy for taking sarge down??
omg yes kill the statue
¿unless sarge is defeated by getting arrested i sure wont be of help' -- Keith Voltron
*by us getting arrested
keith i'm gonna fight you
To vote Keith for leader, put his vote in the slot there on the podium
It'll be fiiiine
*his photo in the slot
no input from sarge allowed
i mean honestly if the plan was to embarrass him into shutting up it is kinda working...
good
also maru has keith visibly voted? because bolin would do so once keith does it....
NOOOOT YET, but i can have him do that now
o7
Holy crap I think the actual vote is taking longer than the trial it’s for
yeah icly i'm just like
UH
UHHHHHH
sakura would not vote
i hope everyone has been enjoying this moral quandry
this has been... a mess.
It's pretty fitting for the last trial, all things considered
last trial, first accidental death
can't wait to see robert's takeaway from all this
fyi i’m gonna head out to dinner and then drive home right now so i’ll be mostly afk for like the next hour or so???
One hour left
screams
robert's take on all this... sheesh
does sakura need a hand
yes, actually
YALL HURRY AND GET THOSE VOTES IN
it's fine, let them do what they want
since there's no way she's gonna be able to vote herself because she's just upset about all this
i can have natalie help her out 
please help her, natalie....
the boys are being dumb
"being"
was just about to say the same thing
kino is the pizza gif
"so who did it?"
"Bolin"
"Ah I see what a shame"
"But then there was voting drama"
"There was what"
"Bolin"
"Ah I see what a shame"
"But then there was voting drama"
"There was what"
where is kinos true neutral vote when we need it most
really her argument would be that if we're talking about combat ability and usefulness to the group Keith is saying they should vote Natalie or Oso
dumb boys indeed
haha well that...would have led to an interesting discussion
sob
...now i’m seriously debating whether to change Gant’s vote because Bolin is less of a liability
haha oh my god gant
God I just woke up from a dream where Keith won the vote but the Sarge was so annoyed he made everyone else execute him together
you sure that's not reality.
Just dumped a bag of weapons on the ground and went "okay everyone pick one"
30 minutes left!
y'all omfg
The trial results will be a bit delayed on account of me accidentally replacing the trial results Week 3 post, instead of making a new one
Please wait for a moment
...s-slow clap
We will wait warmly while Nick is preparing
swears
sweats even
I can't believe Frasier and Rose killed Kinzie
I can
Of course they would
As usual, it'll be half an hour for anyone who wants to volunteer
doop doop 
Bolin continues to try his best
UM
screaaaaaam
HMMM.
Hm!
Volunteering will close in just a moment
HMMMM
welp
Blasts “You Can’t Win” in Keith’s face
also did anybody want to throw up an afterparty
Afterparty in the cells
omg i'm crying
jail afterparty
give bolin cake
jail party!!!
i can't believe
keet, sakura and gant are tied for having the cleanest hands in terms of in game body count
Gant, just chilling:
for a second i was like
"does anyone know how to make cake"
and realized that sakura does.
Again, too self-interested to execute, what benefit does it give him
okay but which one of those three has the literal cleanest hands
a regain, unless you do so many executions you run outta them
I mean there’s a reason Gant wears gloves all the time...........
Are you implying it wouldn't be Sakura
I mean right now her hands aren't literally clean
She had to touch rocks after all
keith's hands are not clean either. had to touch some of the evidence, so i guess... gant....??
gant wins many things
I can’t believe Gant is winning THESE things
Gant is also secretly a robot apparently
I mean Gant was digging through trash but he was wearing gloves while doing it
Gant's reputation in Cartesio is the only thing not clean. He's now a trash-digging robot
He admittedly thinks the robot thing is hilarious
god. is there an after party post going up
i just got back from dinner but if nobody wanted to throw something up, i can
ye go for it
yeah go for it!
we're doing this
jail cell afterparty let's go
yay thanks for posting that!
Additionally! All of you will be receiving some late regains, after the trial.
thank you!!
We're sending those out now.
thanks mods :3c
...Wolf, I am especially sorry for yours for reasons you will immediately understand.
ye, thanks mods
and also thanks for the fun case, guys!
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
ishdhdisidhdhd
ok who. wants
to take care of a fire ferret........
oh noooo
give it to kino
wait what
more pets!!! 
pabu doesn't deserve this though
no......
please think of the poor ferret
give it to oso, pabu can play with the pokemon
yes
oh my god THAT TIMING...
Keith is the only petdad left alive