There is no hope

We're doomed

We have met our juggalo Rap God and we have submitted to His divine will.

His Theme, by the way, is literally called Clownfucker

HIVESWAP Friendsim - Marvus Theme

can't believe they gave us a literal idol!juggalo

They did and he's god damn gorgeous and nice

He's literally the sweetest asshole ever

Super nice and friendly, and is even adverse to violence

At least involving himself in it

I've heard the usual gamut of chucklevoodoo conspiracies but like

that abandoned timeline!!!!

He'll sit and watch a crowd tear each other apart

But he won't throw a blow himself and I just want to smother him

And god, yeah, he's just, fuck I want to hug this fucker so much

That doomed timeline broke my heart

I hope Joey eventually gets to meet him

I took one of the fandom's classpect quizzes for him out of curiosity and why the fuck not

He registered as potential for Blood, Breath, Hope and Time

Which, I thought was amusing because of all the info going around about him being a time player because of the one that was on his hat that disappeared, then the one followin that that claims the hat was right about his aspect, just not the moon thus the wrong sign

And, that aside, I don't know about all this chuckle voodoo theory shit regarding him being a nice guy, but I think he's legit just that chill

I mean, the sopor pies in his limo and dressing room might have something to do with it

But, also, i'm going through transcribing his lines and his thoughts on the hemospectrum are pretty clear

"You know if you think about it clowns really are the most disprivilaged socioeconomic class. Though we nominally occupy a position of structural power in the institutional hierarchy of the hemospectrum we be subjugated into dampening our powers like no other.

Because the agents of the empress and her abyssal kyriarchy know that the unimpeded strength of me and my sicknasty buddys would easily unseat seadwellers as dominant caste.

And if purple blood be objectively superior to violet in every metric of strength power and influence despite chromatically preceding them and the only reason we don't rise up and rip the fins off their slimy lil' faces is an eternity of religious persecution and culturally immutable precedent. What does that say about the validity of the rest of the system"

I wanna see him and Chixie collaborate

That would be the absolute best thing ever. The only thing better would be him and Xefros

Like him looking at Joey and Xefros like shizzzz these lil mfers aint gonna last on their own better keep an eye out

Also I love and fucking hate them for this fucker because his quirk pisses me off

Like they decided Ok, we're gonna make a super hot, super sexy clown rap god. BTW you have to deal with shit and piss constant mentions and diapers and sniffing a juggalo's armpit to get to him

They wanted us to love him knew we would and wanted to make us as ashamed as possible

ICP - What is a Juggalo (with lyrics) I wish this didn't come to mind with him but here we are

But, personally, the feel I got from what tehy were trying to project about his music reminded me of Eminem more than anything

eminem lose yourself lyrics

apparently there were BTS references peppered through the concert internal monologue

Yeah, i saw someone mentioning that

he's from Hiveswap Frindsim which is an offshoot of an offshoot og homestuck

its basically a troll dating sim on steam

well, if you start from thr beginning of Friendsim, you will. its about a human crash landing on an alien planet, who has to learn customs and terms and life on Alternia while making friends

so everything id spelled out as it progresses, but each volume is two different character routes

And its all brand new characters never seen before

Well, theres 16 volumes and each one costs .99 on steam

And Marvus is from the most recent one

Id say 1 and the most recent one, because 1 is required to play but the new one has thr clown in it. the first two characters arent necessarily the strongest ones

but, theres also playthroughs on youtube

well, every two weeks they release 2 more routes

Theres 34 routes as of now i believe

two per volume

Theres four more left to be released in the next month

well, five of the twins are each their own, but 5 more characters in two more volumes

Whooooooo

/yells

Marvus Xoloto is a god among clowns and there's nothing we can do about it

Nothing! Nothing we can do!

accept your fate

Added emote

has not added emote

/whispers tyzias ◇ marvus

whispers how did you know

I ship it

What if eating sopor pies not only eats at the brain but also dampens suppresses psionics and throws it all out of whack as a result

And that’s how the purples suppress their chucklevoodoos.

And after however long/the longer you keep eating them the more it will mess with you and the more likely the chucklevoodoos won’t come back right.

star is this is ace

Lol is that Is this the ace? Or This is the ace! ??

hghbbf its Rose's boyfriend lmao

THE OTHER TYZIAS PLAYER

Thinking of it in terms of. Alcohol but it’s affects on the liver / smoking but its affects on the lungs --> turn into some kind of nasty visual of what happens to the troll brain over time. Gamzee happened upon it by coincidence, accident, or through schoolfeeding

Oh

OHHHH

So sorry I forgot

lmao its okay s'all chill

Epic Vocal Music: CALLING OUT | by Christian Reindl ...Completely diff note but Stelzias song found

OH HI STAR we meet again

Helloooo

I hath joined the Far Shore

I am excite

Excellent

Hahahaha

He has a damn cool design.

He has the best design and everything about him is perfect except for his god damn quirk and the fact that he's a dirty as fuck clown

please explain what is happening here because i'm.... concerned.

You should be

i didn't know there was a friendsim?!

Marvus Xoloto is a god damn beast and there is no escape from the clown fucking.

who is this guy what happened

Hiveswap had a promotional thing called Friendsim which is now a 16 volume friendsim of a bunch of trolls from troll call, about two trolls per volume

It's the story of a human who crash lands on Alternia

and has to make friends to survive

And this fucker is the newest addition

can he like... not.....

his tiddy game is so strong and i'm dying

Oh, And Grand HIhgblood cameos

Grand highblood skypes into Clown Church in one of the routes

He doesn't know how to use video chat

You're stuck in the limbo of an old person dealing with technology

and he hits on the human

OH MY G O D

SPOILERS: ALL JUGGALLOS ARE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY

ALL OF THEM

OH NO!!!!!!!!!

GAMZEE WAS NORMAL

They're vicious and violent but they're all massive sweethearts

i gotta play this now and then Die

also

There is

A baby juggalo

BABY JUGGLO.

WHAT

He's about three sweeps old

oh my GOD

And he can't speak

All he says is honk

this changes so many things

he was a runt, so a jade blood raised him

he wears a tag that says if lost return ot Bronya

Bronya's the leader of the jade bloods in the cavern

Ther'es also a baby teal and a baby jade blood

And a bunch of trashy teals

and anime

i love trashy teals

Anime shop

redglare is my honey and all teals are my children by proxy

Trash teal 1

He's a space player

is that sasuke

THIS ONE'S SO FUCKING TRASHY HE HAS SASUKE CONTACTS

She is the only adult, and also a MASSIVE signless supporter, and so are the other two, they're part of her study group

Tagora, Tegiri and Tyzias, they're teals who supprot signless

Also with the other two teals, The jewish mom who supports the Empire and the gremlin who supports the new tyrian trying to take over

Also the Dark Carnival is real

And so is troll weed and troll bongs

What's suspected to be Disciples caverns writings

Troll Anime conventions

A secret nursery for hurt and runt grubs the jades keep in their dorms

oh my god

there's.... so much more to learn....

The Teals hives

At least Tegiri and Tagoras

also

Tagora (the sasuke overbang one) bathroom

omg, Tagora's is so extra

His hair is only that smooth because of an ungoldly amount of products

Look at all those ridiculous table ornaments

Lyn would flat out ask him 'what is this, your exotic dildo collection'

He also has a creme that makes your skin glow like a rainbow drinkers

he uses it to highlight his cheekbones

He'd probably tell him no, that's in the back

You can't win against Tagora

If he's talking you've already lost

i need to know.... more....

i bailed on this but now i wanna be a clownfucker too

It's on steam, each volume only costs .99 and there's 16 volumes

also

there's a trans troll that's coming up soon to be released

A lot of people are excited waiting forh im, the dork's already been mentioned by the baby jade blood we met recently

pontaneous: This was me

I thought I was free of Homestuck after it ended

And then Rose showed me Marvus

are there any seadwellers. is there an ampora-adjacent

i didn't even finish homestuck

There are no sea dwellers sadly

But

what is the POINT

Unforunately

There is a blueblood who is the child of Kankri and Cronus and all their bad traits

But he looks like gamzee and equius had a kid

w h a t

Did you ever want 'like Cronus, but, you know, way worse'?

This game has answered that incredibly ill-conceived prayer

oh my god

PLEASE SHOW ME ALL YOU KNOW

His horns are also horse dicks

Horsedick Assface

also My favorite are the gold bloods

Like oh my god

THERE'S THIS EXTRA BITCH, AZDAJA

He's using psionics to flare his hair and coat

there is no wind

And he might be more powerful than sollux

calls himself the Prince of all Lowbloods and is basically fucking Vegeta

He's like someone crashed an Eridan truck into a Sollux truck

PRETTY MUCH

But the Eridan truck had slightly more in it

Eridan and sollux had a baby and he is a god damn tool

For the record: I have not played the game

Rose has just been keeping me highly informed

i'm cryin

He's also a mercenary, who doesn't believe in giving a shit between high or lowbloods. he'll do whatever to get paid

also, he has a girlfriend

rose...... tell me....... everything......

lmfao my discord is Rose#6095 I have played every volume three times over I can tell you anything

let's be friends on discord if we aren't already

i honestly have no idea who i even have on discord anymore

Lol same

Sorta

More in servers I’m apart of

i would love to be part of a hs server and just holler about it, u feel

(also i'm grinch yoga screaming on discord....)

I got a tiny space it’s only like three people including me but free to expand it.
Names Star#5910 on discord.

I’ll add u

U friend I add ^^

Oh man I miss having people to talk Homestuck with

I'm trying to pass on the infection to one old friend, but my bff I met through Homestuck no longer wants anything to do with it due to some really awful associations with an ex

I think I might have passed it to a friend but we haven’t talked much about it yet lol

My other friend's response to Marvus was "oh no"

"he's hot"

Which about sums it up, really