Unwrapped at Christmas

used once on lone camping trip

used once in jest and then

"ironically" for tumblrfriends.

O' utility utensil, why must you languish so?

Your form features knife, spoon and fork,

and yet

spurned for less-useful kin.

O' ambidextrous cutlery of mine I wish

my table had a place for you

but to set out a place for four or more

with eight Sporks my guests would abhor.

That's one way around it.

You can get rid of the "writes" if you want.

The Manual Method.

I used them on purpose. Immersing myself in the Plurkiverse.

You don't have to have anything. Says or Writes or whatever.

Oh, very good. I forgot to notice if you named your timeline. Mine is Plurkrastination Zone.

And yet write I did. When I remembered

Oh yes. Very well played!

You did. Good job. simplypeachy simplypeachy

I love that it's an Ode. I didn't know you ever used a recognized poetic form. I think we talked about sonnets once.

italics= asterisk on either side of the word or phrase. bold=two asterisks on either side of the word or phrase. I don't know if you can do both bold and italicized.

I don't remember if you use an android or an iPhone. I have an android. There is an app for plurk for either. Plurka is the one I use. It works okay. run by lizards, though, same as the rest of it.

I'm trying to think of other plurk lore you might find interesting.

Or useful or necessary.