Executions

Something's happening over here

OH MY GOD

A KEITH STATUE

all praise our lord and savior keith

I AM FUCKING SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW

oh my god

and now you understand why you couldn’t die yet

this is how keith dies

not by getting murdered but by this

this is so much

It’s official Keith is the protag this can never be topped

I DO SEE NOW GOOD GOD.

We were crying last night like... "okay, so everything has gone to shit, the police station is heavily damaged, that's the tone of the week and then... Keith's chiseled abs"

...congrats guys, i think keith is just going to stay in his room forever now

I'm glad he has a bear trap

i don't even....

My mind is just not comprehending.

nanette's at the motel door, huh

hm!

laughing so hard at the newspaper

This is a good trial run for mha canon \o/

official police statement: "we give up"

Honestly, when the game was being planned, we hadn't planned all the NPCs to get so beaten down by circumstances

Yet here we are now

Thanks a lot, everyone, you broke them

LMAO WE JUST SUCK THAT MUCH

i feel so bad for nanette...

save her tbh

#protectnanette2018

rofl

amazing. just. amazing.

request for investigation thread!

The Monday newspaper has been published

danidanidanica

holy shit it worked

who wants to help me connect the dots to solve the puzzle

The Tuesday newspaper has been posted!

oooh carnival games!

who wants to clean out the shooting ones

i wish keith would uh.. actually try this shit

but he just wants to go to the refinery to see if he can find rean again

would that be possible, mods?

Depends on what you want to do

i was thinking of posting a top level tomorrow :/

time to drag keith to the carnival

i can't believe they're going on an actual date

it's not a date if neither of them call it that!!

dabi agrees 10000%

dates don't have to be romantic

there are friend dates.

somehow becomes the subject of the next newspaper

ROMANCE BREWING AMONG VISITORS

GOD no

but yes, please drag keith to the carnival he will 100% never go if left to his own devices and I would love carnival shenanigans

The Wednesday newspaper has been posted!

Also danidanidanica again

And a few of you will find something in your rooms when you wake up. The others will find their videos on Thursday

UM???

opens up paint tool SAI

my brain is v sleepy let's see if I can do anything

also I hope this means Hermes got to sass Sarge in a bored, innocent tone

Based on what I have heard he's like, he definitely did

Enjoy the carnage, Kino. Sarge isn't the best when it's about one-on-one conversations as you know very well, haha

honestly part of me just wants sarge to have dealt with lance babbling at him in some fashion

"Ehhhh, you're so cruel, locking me up without anyone to let me run. I thought Kino was bad enough waking me up early. This is abusive to motorrads, you know."

"Well, in the meantime, you can at least talk to me right? It's pretty boring for a motorrad to sit around with nothing to do. Yes, yes, please tell me all about yourself sir."

falls asleep during the conversation.

omfg

'its an incentive not a show of my social failures' says sarge

'how did this go wrong how did i screw up'

lance all like, "what're you hiding your face for, Sarge? Bad break out? I can help you with that, you know. Or oooh! You're totally a pretty girl under those shadows right? That's totally a thing in movies."

lance and hermes are menaces

god I guess I'm doing another top level so Kino can burst out laughing at Hermes

"talking highly" he's just going to complain about her beating him awake because banging on him is the only way to wake him up some mornings

lmao i need to actually make up my mind on who is the person on the cd

obvs it should be slav maru

everyone chooses someone who would annoy the fuck out of Sarge

holy fucing SHIT SLAV!!!

that is a brilliant idea

Nervous laughter at Keith and Natalie tree convo increases