anyway I already knew Noah was cute but like Eve is even... cuter

over in bad end we're planning an edgelord wedding and everyone is happy

eve is very cute

Bad End is having the most fun

Eve is actually being... Very honest with Maki

It's kind of an olive branch but he's not going to be upset if it's rejected.

He's also just like, really hoping he can get Intensity to crash the wedding or swap with King

either would make for more entertainment

and are they not supposed to be entertaining?

I'm glad Silk choosing someone she could relate to ended in this

same

meanwhile naoh is getting stabbed...

Please understand how much Sanguine is suffering right now

Noah is getting stabbed again?

that's hot tho

Noah is getting stabbed again

noah...........

It's hot but Sanguine is gonna die of embarrassment

Noah maybe you need new hobbies

no no, getting stabbed by ladies seems to be his new thing

apparently it's his niche

ten thousand fanmails of that next time

There are ABSOLUTELY gonna be foxglove/eve shippers

Maybe when Silk gets her boot blade back she can step on him and stab him at the same time.

cute

FFXIV - Fiend {Lyrics} anyway bad end wedding music

no one can tell me this isn't Silk and 99's perfect theme

okay if you have blue markers stack on one side of the aisle, and if you have orange stack on the other--

yeah yeah

pass tethers to the bride and groom

watch out... for knockback...?

eve... who's stabbing you THIS time...

Foxglove...

tbf he deserves this one

eve are you going to manage to make every game a trauma game, even the games that arent actually games at all, just regular days

every day is Stabsday

he's not traumatized he's just exasperated

ask a girl to marry you and see what happens!!

maybe stop harassing women eve. maybe that's your problem.

it's Staburday

anyway I have no idea what's going on in this santaglove thread and neither does even honestly

but I guess they're having a good(?????) time

Generally Noah's takeaway from this game not including the stabbings is like

He loves Maki and he thinks Intensity is amazing, A++ would encourage this man to crash a wedding again

he likes??? Whisky??? maybe??

He's like -40 impressed with hiryuu atm and just does not care if she likes him since she obviously has decided what she feels

he doesn't even care about being disliked or distrusted it's the whole moralistic tone of "you must have deserved it" without even asking what the hell he did

like whatever, he got stabbed, he's not even mad about getting stabbed, but someone uninvolved getting judgey at him without even his side of things sounds more annoying than the getting stabbed was

also I enjoyed his discussion of the whole incident with maki because he was... more honest with Maki than I expected

but he has already adopted this philosophy of his unit has already seen him be an ass and also been real bad back AT him so he doesn't see why he should pretend he's a good person at them

but he will be vaguely nice to them? not in a good person way but in a selfish way

he's perfectly fine with airing his selfish motives for it with them because he figures "well if we are gonna work together it seems like having all our warts showing will make that easiest"

so just straight up telling Maki he's a vindictive person who likes making people angry or being gross for his self-satisfaction was just like, not even trying to get on her good side

He could have acted manipulative and contrite and tried to convince everyone on the unit he was just crazy with panic over the memory loss shit and he maybe could have pulled it off

but it sounds like effort? and also like, again, because they stabbed him into respecting them, he's just like, well I'd rather we honestly be threatening each other to keep in line because that seems way easier to deal with than trying not to slip up on a nice person persona

meanwhile he's almost?? being cute at kirin for now

I'm really enjoying Noah because so much is not what I expected

I knew he'd be cuter than "canon" but like not by how much and I did design him to default uncute real fast

and he is, still, a very very very bad man

but he's already kind of emotional

just out the gate more emotional and stupid

he's a good boy.

he and santa are bonding or something

anyway I say eve is cute and he is a cute disaster but also he's such a bad person

god

god he's just like EW A GOOD PERSON MAYBE about Hiryuu

like 50-50 she's a good person or a great actress

not sure which is worse

not that he dislikes good people but he doesn't want to be viewed with pity!! Make it go away!!

time to get back dragon jesus memories,

that's one helluva long act, eve