fear
i.... i guess i'll go in
sakura lives
jumps in
sakura is valid
Sakura is A Good Girl
she has good priorities
I'm love her
“No corpses, no robot remains” wow listen she didn’t ask for this
I mean it's true
no robot remains
oh good, Davis is getting some rest
...you got me there
My money’s on library since we should never let Waver catch a break
Technically there are robot remains in the park
Because Olympia's arms are used to build a cube, haha
no robot is remaining, to rephrase
oso and kino are doing sweeps from opposite ends and Sakura is making pancakes
teamwork
look
they eventually meet in the middle
they can meet in the middle and have pancakes over a corpse
breakfast happens
y'all are gonna need those pancakes
they're gonna be hungry after all this walking
god what if this is a mid-investigation death
when this turns out to be surprise peace weekend you'll all be glad someone thought to cook
bless sakura
pancakes are sakura's specialty and she makes them to express "i want to help you, be your strength, please do your best"
she is the hero we needed
they're also really cute
I STG IF NATALIE IS DEAD THOUGH
holy shit???
delicious looking
i want those pancakes
oops kino's a winner
somebody get kino a pancake
YEEP
walks into the electronics store with pancakes
ahhhhhh
who’s it gonna be? Vote now on your phones!
OH
FUCK
i have a good idea who it is based on that description
bad
y-yeah...
my bets are on wayne
... I just remembered a comment from Tuesday and I’m scared now
same. (sayme? Does that work for a pun)
it's olympia!
...oh wait
oh osu found the fire department
Keith is winning something too
o hek, library
t-two bodies...?
is it multiple murders day
don't you mean multiple murders month
Sorry Waver
...heck
“This is probably fine” hey mods? Lying’s a bad look
Waver, yelling at the firefighters not to do anything stupid
did Oda die for the library only for us to set it on fire in less than a week
he's gonna be mad
the diebrary
CUTE PANCAKES
diebrary
DIEBRARY im crying
If Dazai is the Library corpse I’m punching someone
omg
Wayne Wayne
EYYY CORRECT VOTES
I CAN'T BELIEVE IM THE ONLY MOCK WEEKER LEFT
2/3 mock week people are dead
We're on a roll!
KILL ME
Wayyyyyyyne
NO
why hiiiiiim
Sakura did the murder
Survive forever Sakura-chan
shit, you right, i did the murder since i have magic back
shrugs
wayne 
i mean. spoilers.
I can't wait to watch y'all execute sakura
oh no wayne.....!!!!!
everyone just... votes for someone else
like nope can't do it
let's vote keet instead
she murdered wayne with the mirror card
can’t believe Sakura didn’t tell us about the Cut A Bitch card she got back
wayne is the only person who could kill wayne
execute keith for his crime of not being as small and cute as sakura
yup wow keet
you could have been this but nope you had to be pretty
Trixielulamoon323: Please remember to keep speculation and guesses out of main plurks, as you aren't a player in the game! Since this is a mystery for the players to figure out, we'd appreciate if that could be left to them.
anyway, i wonder who our potential second body is 
i mean
I believe it
I hope she did cut a bitch
she has cut a large bear in canon before with a sword
Oh sorry I wasn’t trying to speculate mb
YEAH kill keith
sakura vs. keith: which one will be allowed to die
neither
survival pool is literally just them
fuck
both of them trying to shove the other through the golden end door
who deda
well, so far we know wayne's dead and there's probably a second body in the library
wayne and also the library I guess
...what if it's Waver
Hey Len? I’d like to file a complaint about coming in late with pancakes,
waver is going to go to the motel just to tell you all to clean up
waver wishes he was dead
sakura should make coffee for all the adults too and show up fifteen minutes late with starbucks
i mean.
i can't even deny that sakura actually knows how to make coffee
waver: youre all cleaning up before i set you all on fire
sergeant: they have a tria-
waver: fuck the trial theyre cleaning up
sergeant: they have a tria-
waver: fuck the trial theyre cleaning up
wAVER
HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT
waver is the other hero we needed
what if waver is the other body
surprise mockrounder dead again
what if waver is the other murderer
NO
I absolutely would not put it past Tori to kill Waver too
"andy you don't even know that there is another murderer" shh
Tori is the true culprit this whole time
yell heah
waver was the mastermind the whole time
aww, sakura
she's such a good girl
GO TEAM SAKURA
kino's probably used to it
i can't believe how much of a bloodbath cartesio has been
we're all thirsty for death
I may have actually volunteered in my app
Kino loots corpses on the regular
Y'ALL.............
it's fine
i decided to go for rng because there was no way! i'd make it to end game! two murdergames in a row, right?!
RIGHT?!
SCREAM.
The second body has been found!
cloudatlas MEET ME IN THE PIT
oh, rip
oh
dazai-san....
okay
aWow this is not okay.
gently punched kittylyoko and cloudatlas
oh...
HECK
avenge me 
you know what
HI DAD!!
i fear the suspect list
HI DAUGHTER!!!!!
he's coming home
family reunion time!
there were so many dazai top levels this week... RIP
HI BF
ITS OFFICIAL THIS GAME IS RIGGED AGAINST SAKURA
all my cr just dies, i guess
HI BF, HOPE YOU'RE READY TO GET SLAPPED AGAIN
if natalie or oso are the culprits i quit
I was active this week 
Dazai's welcome in the graveyard will be. Something. On many levels.
SEE YOU SOON OTHER DAD
Cian Sandwich is back. Cianwich
milly doesnt like one dad anymore but she still likes the other dad
Kino's going to find out he died and stare into the fucking sun
I can't believe Dazai's first day has to be getting the family back together
sorry Kino, he tried
SHE IS NOT SURE YOU TRIED AT ALL
how much do you guys wanna bet dazai is a suspect anyways
I can't believe dazai is going to have to pull a reverse parent trap
HE TRIED?!?!?
this was the worst death anyone could have probably given him tbh (citation needed)
Dazai... more like Deadzai
the husband-and-daughter trap
All locations are up! Give me a moment to reply to them, as I just realized food is important for living and I have to go grab some
Wait until everyone sees the crime weapon was a tome of the collected works of Oda Sakunosuke, the writer
Hah! If only it was
SPITS
missed opportunities
lmao
Mistakes were made
someone stabbed the symbol of peace
someone stabbed all might?
also hi guys finally here ish
the other symbol
i can't believe sakura found more bullet-related stuff again
Without the help of squirrels this time
is there a ccs shoot-em-up game? because she's clearly in bullet hell
there is
Card Captor Sakura Clow Card Magic (PlayStation) sta...
I WAS KIDDING???
...oh my god
iT'S REAL
also ccs is actually really known for it's Extremely Difficult Tetris Grandmaster game
I feel like I've gained valuable knowledge today
my apologies for delays, there's a few complications on my end!
no worries!
yeah don't worry about it, it's cool
Alright, I've got a better handle on things now. If you want to hop in for investigation, we've got plenty of evidence left!
big wince @ dazai's injuries
There's still plenty of evidence in the places all over the town!
dazai: thanks I hate this
also belatedly reacting
[The Sergeant turns around, walking away with Waver and promising him he would deal with everything after the investigation time was over. Waver simply nods, not bothering to disguise the contempt he feels towards the Sergeant]
me, quietly: oh wonderful, i can give keith this bit of extra body info
me, reading: ...../closes eyes
i can have keet grab whatever's in the street since he has the sniffer dog
if nobody else claims that by the time this body investigation is done...
sure! you actually are about done with the body, most of the evidence is about the surrounding fight area
excellent
poor dazai...
why do you dead people never have interesting things in your pockets smh
we still have non-body evidence in the abandoned building, and the hunting store is entirely untouched!
sorry, dazai actually left the godforsaken content warning manual at home
i thought i hit submit in my tag BUT APPARENTLY NOT
gogogo, I'm probably ducking out of investigation now
NO WORRIES LEN you've got a few things to find but they're all relatively small
Wayne's just a poor boy, why would he have things
because we have infinite money here???
Kino, pocketing everything
SHE CANONICALLY LOOTS ANY BODY SHE FINDS ON THE ROAD, LEAVE HER ALONE
kino we have infinite money here, you don't need to steal things from corpses.
maybe they have special things that can't be bought :v
KINO.
be glad Sakura is distracted by alcohol
a day in the life
they don't need it anymore if they're dead sheesh
it's not like she cracks heads open to steal fillings or anything
all that's left are a few points in the street and the hunting store! the other areas have been cleared. =v=
Nick is handling those as I need to lay down a little.
Yup, so feel free to check that hunting store and street!
go rest up, tyvm for your hard work up to now
sakura getting drun
drunk
she's not drinking it
but no one would fault her for drinking it
just look at her life
drunkura
I feel like I missed a lot by being at work omg
Just stares at all of this
it sure is a thing 
Only the hunting store's evidence is left!
Cmon y’all I’m sure Mason isn’t still shaken by last Wednesday or anything
Nobody has taken it yet
I'm busy with work so go for it
All evidence has been found!
ooh are we done now? ty mods
scissors...I can't believe Genocider Syo appeared in Cartesio and murdered Wayne
I can