quest with me

skeletons: pulverized
pumpkins: photorealistic masterpieces
treats: trick the shit out of him

yes

do u want one boy or two

I think we'll start with one for the sake of not overdoing it, and then if there's time we can do both!

i'm feelin it...... well i got a red and a blue so whatever u want that isn't pumpkins

would Reim be up to tricking Jotaro when he fails to deliver a requested treat?

i don't know if he would be good at it but he might make a valiant attempt and then bring him a treat later to apologize

eventually, a success,

what a good boy

local nerd brings local teen, like, a piece of fruit

local teen informed reporters "good, I'm fucking starving"

great success

reim will be lowkey shook to meet a second person in this town taller than him

Jotaro knows that feeling after arriving with a giant shark man in the well

HAHAHA that's even more startling

I'M GONNA PUN--no wait

oh right I need to figure out what Jotaro's getting from home

costco sized bulk thing of cigs

god yes

just an entire pallet so he can prolong his nicotine addiction

yes

"it has to be small" HE CAN DREAM

sad

I'm totally gonna see if I can find the different levels of packaging I have to work with though

an entire master case of cigarettes is go

...this is 10,000 cigarettes, though, so maybe we'll shrink it down a little

oh my GOD?

20 x 10 x 50! it would take him literal years to smoke that many!

decades

do this

just enough cigarettes for the whole town, assuming the whole town were delinquent edgelords like him

it can be a stale case Star Platinum grabbed for him before he went to jail for busting a bunch of dudes' balls

jotaro?????

that's a lot of smokin

he can have marlboro southern cuts they're smaller than usual cigs

altho idk what brand jotaro smokes

idk either, I should see if there's anything useful but I'm just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ fuckin cigs, man

turns his pack into a babbu seal

now u can't smoke

and ur distracted

it's super effective!

watches his nerd fall all over a seal

it a cute name and takes it everywhere

okay, actual tags and things tomorrow, but Jotaro's getting a sweater so he doesn't freeze his tatas off