this is sad jekyll play despacito

Saber:

(which suggests my eventual solution)

poor liz......................... banished to the bottom for bad civ costume decisions

I like everything about Brave Liz except for her costume.

But the costume. IS SO BAD.

Archer I FEEL I MADE MISTAKES HERE IT WAS HARD

Lancer I had to redo this one because there was a lot of "I don't know you well enough to make a call"

I'm still not 100% satisfied, but I learned a bit about how to make the calls for later ones.

how could this happen to me.mp4

Rider, also known as "I know nothing about Ivan the Terrible as great as the fact he exists at his size is"

The last choice was Columbus vs Blackbeard and I had to just go with the one I know nothing about in this canon.

Caster, where Circe is buoyed almost entirely by SHE'S CUTE because I only vaguely know her character from a couple of animations.

Assassin, where I choose to ignore the line about Serenity wanting to marry the player like immediately out of a sense of duty.

I really am not satisfied with how I answered for Assassin, but I'm too tired to go back and redo it.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure if I redid these when I was awake, half the answers would be different.

At least in the middle parts.

Berserker, or I'm one episode too early to have an opinion on Atalanta Alter.

Extra Class, which I think I'm more unsure than ever.

I may try to sort everyone together when I'm more awake another day, or maybe not.

Oops instead of going to bed when I’m low on sleep and doing this when I was awake, I did the full sorter and it took way too long.

Sunk costs fallacy.

There are some things that aren’t consistent. Some are because I’m tired and shouldn’t be trusted to make decisions, but some were deliberate.

For example, Saber Fran beat Saber Mordred and Saber Shiki on the Saber one but sunk below. When there were multiples, I gave my less preferred version a slight downward rating to break near tiebreaks.

Since Berserker Fran was my fave, it shifted Saber Fran down.

Also, Drake is a weird case. When I don’t read her lines for a while, she sort of fades into the background of my other top 5. When I read anything she says, she becomes unassailably my favourite forever and ever...until I go without seeing her say anything for a while.

Fran is the most consistent fave due to RPing her, but is at peak, Drake wins.

Also speaking of RP, I expected Medb a little higher, but this is how it shook out.

Another telling stat: my bottom of the table:

Chloe vs Blackbeard was the worst moment of my life.

I prefer Blackbeard bc the game acknowledges his weirdness

Meanwhile the prillya event was just vomit

That is a very valid point. The acknowledgment feels like it dismisses some of it, but at least there’s any.

I think I got influenced by how Chloe’s stuff was at least over quickly while Blackbeard just keeps co,int back.....

Also at least the creepiness is an (annoying) facade... Chloe is actually Like That

I was about to ask about the facade, but I realize that I don’t care enough about Blackbeard to ask.

And as you mention it, I’m suddenly recalling that...I’ve luckily blanked out the details, but I forgot to remove Chloe from my party after I got the mission for bond level 3 and I found out that bond level 4’s line made me nauseous.

Me either but I remember it coming up in okeanos that he fakes a lot of it so that people underestimate him as a gag character

I think hektor points it out

UGH though don't remind me

I think Hektor is being too generous. I vaguely recall something like that in the haze of Blackbeard ruining what should have been a slam dunk for best Singularity in 2017 that was carried by every word out of Drake’s mouth.

he probably is tbh but at least there's Something there

not just teehee i'm literally threatening to sexually assault you and other people ?????????

Every interaction I have with prillya has two stages.
Stage 1: it can’t be that bad. No one could get away with making it that bad.
Stage 2: it’s not that bad. It’s worse. It’s worse than I could ever imagine.

it's SO bad

the fact the event had interesting stuff for medb and nursery rhyme was just insult to injury

free them

The stuff with Medb and Nursery Rhyme was good. I don’t know whether to consider it an oasis or just a reminder that it didn’t have to be this bad.

Even as someone who RPs Medb, though, I’d lose her interesting bits in an instant if I could make prillya not exist, or even just that the event didn’t exist.

ok in better news though

your choice of drake is Good

Yes, the top of the table looks much better.

I came into Okeanos with a vague memory of liking Drake a lot when I played the first bit of Fate/Extra (at the beginning of the third chapter, I lent my PSP to my sibling), but then I was reminded she’s The Best.