Stop Masturbation Now

I'll save people a seat on the bus to hell

lmao

You know the mormon church once ran a video that likened masturbation to the battlefield and that if you know someone who masturbates, you should tell your church elders so that you don't leave a fallen soldier behind on the battlefield. No joke.

And this wasn't 1970s era mormon propaganda. This was just a few years ago.

Oh yeah that's the most common curriculum used with teen boys in most Christian churches

I think most teenaged boys would seriously consider the merits of heaven vs the merits of wanking and be all in for wanking.