who let Helen from yoga class become a vampire 
dont be mean
he feels like he got ambushed by his own mother
well yanno what this is what u get for ambushing random teens working on their gardens
Val is just here to talk about sardines and how WONDERFUL sardines are. nobody expects the sardine vampire
he wouldn't have to ambush hellspawn in their gardens if the hellspawn would stop being related!
Val should become a fishmonger and keep the town up to speed on its nutritional needs
would you like a gourd in this trying time mr kujo 
it's legitimately going to happen
though he's very upset at all these mutant fish........
he's only taking a gourd if he can punch it or use it as a giant rattle
hm
mutant fish probably have tons of mercury, or any number of other nasty things!
keep those hands busy, giorno 
just let the weird vampire have his sardines....... he hungers and he's not gonna bite a person. he made a promise.
a cute promise 
he!! doesn't have a crush on an angel!! or anything!! His pride was just hurt when she took pity on him! He had to scare her! That's all!
vampires aren't supposed to be sympathetic!!!
DIO IS MUCKING UP THE VAMPIRE PRESS
DIO IS EXEMPLARY AND PROOF OF WHY THEY ALL NEED TO GO
DIO, SHOW UP SO VAL CAN BEAT YOU UP FOR FUCKING UP VAMPIRE NOBILITY!!
the real solution here is for us to get a Kars who creates new stone masks and goes on a vampire-making spree
hey stop it with his dad 
Jotaro can and will shit on Dio's memory until his dying breath
val screaming loudly: stop fucking up vampires for the rest of us!
Disgaea vampires are...... very different from the rest of the lore, but it's what Val is.
if it helps any, at least he doesn't have eye lasers made of projectile bodily fluids like jojo vampires do 
......... wow gross??? he just screams really loud
he has to go challenge Bruce for the mantle of Batman
He'd rather everybody just called him Valvatorez. Or Val. Or Valzy... he's not that picky.
Valigator
He'll accept it
such a bro
my oldest outstanding tag is now only four hours old, I feel better about retreating now
hey starswept, was there anything else had in mind for this thread or should we go ahead and leave it there?
we can go ahead and end it, I think!
alrighty, and next time Jotaro will be on call if she needs a big brother/meat shield 
Jotaro is such a good big bro
emphasis on the big
the biggest bro she will ever find, except maybe Sidon who is both way taller and actually someone's brother 