I used to have a slugma named Satan. I can't name my new one that anymore.

I used to have a sneasel named Bitch too, but now I have one named Bltch.

I swear I'm as bad as the kids at work.

I hope they don't force me to re-nickname Gay or Horny.

I also have a koffing and weezing named Camel and Marlboro respectively, which seems a lot worse than naming a slugma Satan.

What if I were a Satanist? This is religious discrimination, dammit!