THEY ARE LUXURY CARS

I WENT TO A SHOWROOM IN JULY AND IIRC THE LEAST EXPENSIVE DISPLAY CAR WAS STILL LIKE $120K

SO ARE MERCEDES AND I CAN GET A DAMN MERCEDES FOR A DECENT PRICE

GOTTA COMPENSATE FOR THE SAVINGS FROM NOT HAVING TO BUY FUEL

WAIT DO I NEED TO BUY A TESLA CHARGING STATION TOO

IDK WHAT THE VOLTAGE OF UR HOME SOCKETS IS BUT YOU MIGHT NEED A HIGHER ONE TO CHARGE AT A PROPER PACE

WILL ELON SEND ME ONE

THATS SOMETHING YOULL NEED TO SETTLE WITH WHOEVER PROVIDES YOUR ELECTRICITY

I WANT ELON TO HANDLE IT

HES BUSY PISSING OFF THE SEC AND TWEETING AT PLEBS OR SOMETHING

WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP YELLING?

WHY NOT

LKprefabs: WANNA GO HALF ON A TESLA? YOU CAN DRIVE IT SOMETIMES

lol

Wavie_Haller: I'LL GO 1/250000

COME ON, ITS SO PRETTY

I don't even want a big battery model s, just the small cute one because you like cute stuff

P100D with ludicrous mode. No compromises

Wavie_Haller: aren't you nice?

I JUST WANT THIS, I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO PUT RED TAPE ON THE BACK TO PRETEND IT'S LUDICROUS MODE

WEVE GONE

PLAID

EVEN PLAID ISNT CHEAP, GRANNY TESLA IS STILL A GRAND A MONTH

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SPACEBALLS

I HAVE BUT I STILL DIDN'T GET THE REFERENCE TILL NOW

JESUS

I HAVE SEEN SPACEBALLS BUT HAVENT SEEN STAR WARS. THATS THE GUY I AM

THE FUCK WAVIE

I WATCH JOHN CANDY IN ANYTHING

THE FUCK WAVIE IS MY THOUGHT EVERYDAY

TO*

You are going to need to give more handjobs for a tesla, Wavie

ossiaxevion: to who? Elon is straight

Wavie_Haller: Is he though? Like 100%? I'm sure he's got a little gay in him somewhere. Most men do.

what's that saying? its not gay if it's for a free Tesla

Yes, I think that's the saying.