Mangrovejane: is a lovely person, don't let her hide it from you 
Persey: GOOD, SHE'S A CONVICT BUT A REFORMED CONVICT
YOU WOULD ONLY DO THAT BECAUSE YOURE SO SELFLESS AND THE CRAIGSLIST BUYER WOULD BE ENRICHED WITH ME IN THEIR LIFE
I bid 1 L. Wait... Not ebay
Wavie_Haller: ACTUALLY, I’D END UP HAVING TO PAY THEM RECOMPENSE FOR THE PAIN AND ENDLESS SUFFERING YOU ADD TO THEIR LIVES JUST LIKE YOU HAVE DONE TO MY LIFE YOU SWAB OF TOE JAM!
Swab of toe jam... Wow that's low
mishaselene: mmmm...he smells like it to..I think your price was a bit high... 
Unfortunately splitting a L isn't possible
