its like she made a lovely Italian dinner and thought wavie will enjoy this too much, let's add whatevers in the freezer

WHO DOESN'T LIKE PEAS??!?!!?

ITALIAN PEOPLE ARE TURNING OVER IN THEIR VESPAS RIGHT NOW

wait.. like peas on the side or peas IN the meatballs?

DistortedDreams: in, maybe?

DistortedDreams: PEAS IN THE SAUCE

in the sauce?!

Did you boil the meat for it Wavie?

Okay.. that is WEIRD... but.. i probably would still eat it, because peas are delicious..

incase you're wondering, catia is a trained chef. I agree she should know better

I'M PORTUGUESE! WE MIX STUFF

IN

THE

LOL

SAUCE

I could see like.. putting peas into the actual meatballs themselves to add another layer of flavor but to have peas floating around weirdly in the sauce is just strange

SylviaOlivier: it probably isn't even meat, it's probably tofu she coloured with brown Sharpie

Wavie_Haller: YOU'RE WASHING THE DISHES YOUNG MAN

I would eat the spaghetti but I would set the peas on fire.

I ate around the peas like the child I am

Peas do not belong in spaghetti.

Peas belong everywhere!

Peas belong in the trash!!

BLASPHEMY

I would wash the dishes if you hadn't put peas in the sauce, but I feel like I need to protest this ABOMINATION

mishaselene: TY, I KNEW YOU WOULD AGREE

SylviaOlivier: hi^5

Grixdale: he did!? and he's still on TV?

oh yeah peas on pasta is very common, for dessert she's making me brocolli and custard

LOL

Wavie_Haller: you'd lick your fingers if I did that

I dunno. I'm with Luana. Peas sound delicious. I'd happily eat them

DistortedDreams: thank you!

DistortedDreams: if you're ever in Edinburgh I'm going to hold you to that

Wavie_Haller: Okay!

you can even stay over for luanas famous sweetcorn toast the next morning

okay that sounds good

i love sweet corn

would you also pick up cheese slices from the car floor for lunch? I'm not saying luana did that but we both know she did

Wavie_Haller: ONE SIDE WAS ON THE FLOOR! ONE SIDE OF A BUNCH OF PERFECTLY GOOD SLICES THAT DID NOT TOUCH THE FLOOR

My mom puts peas in her tuna casserole, I refuse to let her touch anything when I make my tuna casserole

AT NO POINT DID YOU EVEN STOP TO THINK WHAT HAS WAVIE STEPPED IN TODAY

Wavie_Haller: IT WAS ONE SLICE

THAT I DID NOT EAT

IT HAD MY BOOT PRINT IN IT STILL

we only have one plate in my house now, I just throw food on the floor and whistle for luana

MikeStarbrook: GOOD JOB

i mean.. sounds like she should have saved that slice to sneak into food for you later.

oh I'll never eat sliced cheese again after that day, I'm safe

I've seen too much

LUANA MAKE SALMON FOR HIM

YEAH, SALMON AND PEAS WITH THE SPAGHETTI NEXT TIME

that's normal right

its fusion cooking, maybe you can make mashed peas and imagine you are eating with it with fish and chips.. in Rome

and the cheese on top!

At what point do we stop calling it fusion and start calling it a fuck up like we used to

she wants you to be healthy so you wont die from burger overdose

This is charming

that explains why she refused to go for a walk earlier, these peas were premeditated

Shut up and eat your greens

Bri_Lannock: word!

Bri_Lannock: NO, YOU HAVE THEM

Did Luana move in? Or just visiting?

I HAD PEAS IN MY TEA TONIGHT

chroniclesofaya: I was hoping for a resident Italian. go at these people

Def. eat your greens, just not in spaghetti!

Bri_Lannock: EVERYBODY KNOWS PEAS ARE FOR COFFEE, BEANS GO IN TEA

I'd say translate it as Wavie is vegetable allergic

mishaselene: I've moved in! He's stuck with me now

Tea as in dinner you tit

I LIKE VEGETABLES, JUST NOT IN MY SPAGHETTI SAUCE

Try riced cauliflower for hiding vegetables

cauliflower is good but brocolli is better

did you eat them

I can pretend I'm eating little trees

I'm not hiding no cauliflower! you're gonna have to see it all in the sauces!

Bri_Lannock: I'm not gonna lie, these peas in my Bolognese sauce really made me think you meant a cup of tea. THERE ARE NO RULES ANYMORE

it was not spaghetti! it was penne!

vanitymirror: no I ate the pasta and the meatballs and just played with my peas making sure I was seeing this shit

lollll

broccoli IS better

chroniclesofaya: I didn't take photographic evidence for this reason. I didn't want to send the good people of plurk into a state of shock

whats wrong with peas

she should kick your ass

memesaurus:

A travesty.