someone get the elmo hell gif icon in here

also if you want a troll roomie let me know i guess

I'd say Steven but I'm not sure if either of them deserve that

BUT OMG I REALLY FUCKING WANT THAT NOW PLEASE?

scary reality: Steven is two years older than sollux now

hey empath boy, have an emotional fucking wreck

omfg that is a terrifying truth

sollux still probably taller tho

I DON'T REALLY WANT TO MAKE STEVEN'S LIFE WORSE but I am open to the idea

YEAH HE ALMOST CERTAINLY IS

if they really dont get along sollux can go sleep in a tree outside. by which i mean not sleep and think about he cant even roommate properly.

how he*

okay yeah feel free to veto but im putting that in my request

LOL OK

I mean I guess Steven is like Feferi if she was a short human

he's even royalty sort of

pink royal at that

oh my god. i dont know how to cope with steven being older than sollux

ok but pink diamond is totally just feferi exactly

feferi would totally have a human zoo

ok no sorry thats not fair to feferi

oh god. its true.

she would have a human zoo but she did actually want to use her position of authority to effect change rather than

gestures

Ye

Zoo is just Step One
Next Step save planet

we can all aspire to be better than pink diamond

better ways to handle inheriting a space dictatorship

I almost forgot about recuperacoons

im sorry i love feferi but she would 100% have a human zoo

and see nothing wrong with it

Bigger Zoo

make the Planet a Zoo

and she the benevolent caretaker

'everyone of them is safe here, now,'

BASICALLY YES

part 1 of feferi's problematic behavior

this

steven as short feferi though.... immediately my mind is like "MOIRAIL POTENTIAL?"

also loling at the idea of sollux leaving the ringmasters time and being in the middle of cryptid forest

and just being like "okay wtf"

lOL

She's going to clean out the tent and be like

oh right this guy

everyone's camping right now

Go have fun

Lion is Steven's lusus

kfgjldkfjgf yayyy we get camping time w Sollux lmfao

sollux + camping = sollux just sleeping on the ground and noping out of everything

sollux please

just in time for people to not be dreaming, at least??

lol he would have actually enjoyed some peaceful dreams for a change

weeps oh shit that's right....baddream,,,

he would have been very confused by it though like "the fuck is this lack of screaming" he'll already be perturbed by that the carnival is pretty quiet

his doom powers dont extend outside of the dimension he's in

because that would be fucking ridiculous

Plus no chucklevoodoos for double the alarmingly restful sleep

hell yeah

Thank God, then

he lays down he has a good dream
Wakes up like i dont think somethings right here

also now i'm just Extra Hype we gotta wildcard somethin or...OR SOMETHIN...

COMING HOME AND THEN INTROING. PREPARE YOURSELVES

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IM READY IM VIBRATIN

THE BOY!!!

........ . i got nervous /)_(\

!

why for

offers tea??

I DUNNO I JUST AM

oh no...

thank for tea

i shall overcome

yes-!

it's him