welcome to the "oh god" club

Like this?

pretty much

I'm not quite there yet, but I did not expect to be thirty so I didn't have my existential crisis ready. Poor planning on my part, I know. I'll have to cobble one together really fast, I think it's required to make the birthday official?

well maybe it's better to not have an existential crisis! I would very much like my brain to not

i'm sure you'll be fine

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NO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY you bring me water!!

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No sorry I'm just old

....that is ABSOLUTELY a thing I'm into but listen

I didn't make this plurk to be called out like this

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jesus christ i spent this whole time thinking you were having a shipping crisis

as in you're thirsty to see some bangin'

GUYS

i'm dying also i'm 31 so welcome to the club

//confetti for club admittance on the big three-oh

O h

Congration

You made it

I did! I made it, here I am! Now what

you get your prize for being a good adult

you did it you won

(Now what is: I get free Starbucks for breakfast, that's what)

Oh!!

I did it :V

also, i'll have you know your birthday is on our calendar

...that's......... really cute, actually. You guys are fucking adorable.

GASPS

CONBIRTHULATIONS

THANK YOU I want that written on a cake it's a beautiful word

does this mean I get to call you an old fogey for two months? 8Y

hooray! you did it!

I agree, RP some existential crises until you cobble your own together /secret club handshake

SCARY!!

I ALSO READ THIS AS YOU WERE THIRSTY and then I reread

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN here is your cane to wave at the young whippersnappers trying to play PokeGo on your lawn and leaving their trash everywhere

Happy birthday! May it be a pleasant day for you and yours!

hap birth, welcome to the older side