ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T04:07:54.000Z
[ dnd ] Let me tell you the tale of Testosterone Jane, half-orc barbarian pacifist.
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ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T04:39:19.000Z
Some background: T-Jane, being the Very Strong gal she is, frequented bars. Yknow, for fistfighting with peopole for the lols
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T04:54:11.000Z
one night she meets chad bradpunch III, monk and part time dj. He goes on and on about pacifism, gets real into it.
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T04:55:06.000Z
The thing about jane is that she gets real excited about things people are real excited about, so she is instantly onboard the pacifism train. Chad bradpunch gives her his book (ferid the powerful's big book of pacifism) and she goes on her merry gd way
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ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T04:56:06.000Z
Fastforward to the campaign, and tjane is the worst pacifist but she tries Really Hard. She also has a fundamental misunderstanding about what pacifism is, and views it more like a religion. (she's on the zealot barbarian path)
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:01:06.000Z
So the party is in a forest helping some unicorns out. There's this like living darkness that's infecting the plants and animals. It's a group of evil druid's fault.
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:02:59.000Z
For this particular arc I guess you could call it, the DM implemented a thing where any time someone uses magic, the void might flare up and do something to them.
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:04:31.000Z
Final battle: T-Jane uses Thaumaturgy to make her voice three times as loud, so she can yell at the evil druids to stop. She then throws her book (Ferid the Powerful's Big Book of Pacifism) at one of the druid's heads (it has a special ability where, when used as a ranged weapon, might knock someone unconscious)
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:05:22.000Z
it knocks the druid unconscious
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:05:58.000Z
and the magic she used causes the void to react. And it gives her expertise in religion
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:06:10.000Z
and it's just so satisfying, here's this half-orc barbarian
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:06:30.000Z
who wants to be a pacifist, sees it as this like weird ass religion that she kind of sucks at
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:07:00.000Z
and in the moment she succeeds (in a sense) she's gifted with like
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:07:05.000Z
baller religious knowledge
ʟʜᴀsᴀ ᴀᴘsʜᴏʟᴇ
2018-03-29T09:07:56.000Z
(she then tried to turn the druid she knocked unconscious over to pacifism, and when he refused she punched him in the face. But that's another story lmao)
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