I feel like my life is the physical manifestation of those clips from infomercials where people are incapable of completing menial tasks.
Well now I've fallen down this rabbithole: 
The mystery of the soda. • r/wheredidthesodago
The mystery of the soda. • r/wheredidthesodago Nivaya: Haaahahah, that is a gem.
hahahahahahahaha
