How do I...I'm 100 years old let me just.... Click these buttons

doing great

oh god I forgot about karma

give me those attention points

lmfao its SO WEIRD

Don't forget to scream into the friendship void or you'll go to hell

were you on tumblr for tumbalarity

I either wasn't or I was so far out of the loop

it was like an insane ill advised feature from like...2009 era tumblr

that was basically friendship number

Oh good if there's one thing I needed in 2009 it was more numbers to judge my self worth by

it was a sum of like.. unique visitors to your blog, engagement with your posts and your engagement with other people's posts so it would DROP and shit oh my god it made people insane

I feel like I was still solidly on LiveJournal jrock comms and /cgl/then

Autocorrect changed that to jock comms which, I fucking wish

ya back then tumblr was basically identical to pinterest

a calm, weird, boring time

it was pre-discourse so there were tons of like gore bloggers and stuff

Back when discourse happened in the comments of ljsecrets

GOD RIGHT

ggghdhdj

how is this happening