I was washing dishes at work and some water sprayed on me. I immediately thought, " Well, that's as wet as I'm getting this Valentine's Day. "
Class
It's nice that the sink wanted to help.
lmao when you say things like this I just want to tease you about being available for a booty call
DON'T MAKE IT SO EASY
'Booty call' is always going to be funny to me.
oh it's hilarious
A true necessity with a hilarious name.