awww

you're just a wee babby

boyo: IT HURTS HELP

ok

think about this

every year you get older, you get closer to living in the future

think about when you were a kid

finally going to be 18 and able to drink huh?

idk how old you are. but like maybe smart phones didn't exist yet

oh wait you're not that old

I'm going to be 24 Almost a quarter of my life is gone sdhfkdkjl

ok let's do it this way. look at me. I'm a million.

when I was a kid, cash registers were not computers. phones were things mounted to the wall with long cords

automobiles didn't have airbags

boyo: You don't look a day over 18

... thousand?

boyo:

what was your first computer?

so young to be fretting about a birthday!

boyo: The first one I can remember using was a chunky, off-white windows 94 ass thing

mine was a COLECO ADAM

boyo: Oh wow! I had to google that!

it had a cassette tape deck. as in before floppy drives

Texas Instruments TI 99 4a was my first computer.

imagine living in a world where floppy drives are the future

say this out loud:

Runestar: Whoa I like have no idea what I'm looking at in that picture

"some day I will get a computer with a floppy drive"

girl.

our TV didn't have a remote. it didn't even have buttons. it had dials and switches.

don't make me go slap you rn

you will get to live in a future I never even dreamed of

you are not even in your 30s

boyo: I remember thinking CD's were the way forward after cassettes, and then everyone thought that mini cds were going to be the next thing but NOPE gone altogether. Baiiiiiii

kookiemonsta:

now kids don't even own music. they just use Spotify or whatever

sorry Spotify is old now.

boyo: Omg is Spotify old? What do people use now!?

I haven't even gotten over buying my music on iTunes. I STILL DO THAT

apparently Apple music is over taking it

yeah I buy mp3s on Amazon

boyo: I need to get with the times

pssh

come sit in a rocking chair on the porch with me and we can talk about the good old days

boyo: That sounds lovely

24? YOU'RE A BBY PLS

Same, I turn 31 on monday, I'm not ready, please can I go back?

turbulent I’ll let you borrow my time machine when it’s invented ok

xantheann yes pls

Ha, yes. The good old pre-Google times. Looking up TV programs in a paper and getting up to select the right frequency on the TV.