hey let's talk about February

let's do things

yes yes speaking of which, would you like to do a log?

heck to the yeah. harley is going to be on a dating show most of the month but we can backdate a little so she can call him out on sleeping at the office since his fam ported out

I need to know what the show is called

import my heart

several hot messes are competing on a volcano island for the affections of king hot mess, odin dark

excellent

I have so much faith in Harley

and her ability to wear a scandalously skimpy bikini

she just wants to party on a beach away from all legos

and she will be frankly offended if rincewind does not watch the show

Rincewind will keep the TV in the hospital lobby tuned to it

YES! Give me a log.

Rincewind and Starr? Their first hospital meeting?

lmao sure!! Starr is having so many hospital meetings. I love it.

hoshizoku points @ eyes points @ u harley also needs to properly greet their newest staff member, and it is a true shame he missed the dildo bouquet

That is a shame. But perhaps not terribly so because it can be regifted to him!!

He won't even mind if it's been gently used

maybe a surprise office inspection?

gotta make sure all the employees are keeping things Up To Code

looks at Luggage. >:[

drapes a tablecloth over it???

OH HECK i'm planning an open therapy log for harley, i can do a prompt for coworkers too

or we could do something more innocuous like passing in the cafeteria or the bathroom

lmfao. The urinal.

Please. For maximum creep

fortheloveofgodmontresso...: do it

Yes, good, this will happen

Seven empty urinals, Starr picks the one right next to Rincewind's

...I have an idea for Sam?

yes i desire Things

dunadaness: what's the thought?

emileesaurus: I hear there may be some D&D

also Lestat could check out the night life at Merlotte's

i want both of these things yes

I swear I may downgrade Sam's healing at some point into Turning Beers Into True Blood instead

because it's such a shame that Merlotte's isn't properly stocked

Pending plot approval Gemini's going to be going completely amnesiac on her return, once she realises she has powers and how she can use them, I was thinking she might offer her services as a singer at Sam's bar?

Seeing as she can mimic voices she could bring in lots of extra custom

That would be great! He's always looking for talent to bring people in

First with the voice mimicry, then after a bit she'd be able to look like the stars too!

Shania Twain in Sam's bar!

Elvis Presley night