So...of the approximately four hours I spent there today, I got to chill at Starbucks for an hour as the trainer had a meeting and then I got to go to lunch around noon. Pretty much as soon as I came back, I was sent home.
Apparently tomorrow is the long day, in which I will prove I can use a fairly simple expense report software program, so that I can be trusted to guide others through it. I am IT and yes, I am happy to take all the IT Crowd references you've got