sam/chilton, 1., but it's like "i hate u so much i'll make u plead for the sweet release of death" into each other's mouth

9

cyanidetimes: whispered threats are the most romantic threats

hackfraud: but no bear devouring right

only a little

11, definitely

I love it

now flip that, rabbit!rincewind librarian marching up behind someone making a sorting error

realizes that someone is a wolf and suddenly remembers he has library business elsewhere

ADORABLE