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busts in here just to say gwen officially has a miniature statue of sam's butt on her mantelpiece

G w e n

better than one on her dashboard

hula girl sam butt

every time she looks at it she'll think fondly of the man in black

I've decided cheap plastic hula-girl Sam Merlotte (in jeans) is now absolutely a thing you can buy at fanport conventions

MiB gave us all So Much

this weekend was packed with celebrating a friend's birthday and helping another friend move, so I still need to check the event post and get a read on whether I'm tagging in to starters or writing some for Rince & Sam,

but getting those going is the goal for tonight and tomorrow

this is not the Southern greeting Sam's used to

playing Clue with Foggy

A Walk In The Woods With A Vampire

role reversal

this cat is rincewind

Accurate

sometimes he really does try

of course he'd also be the sort to try and cook eggs for a vegan and then get semi-upset when he's told eggs don't count

"What, not even eggs? But you don't even have to squeeze the chicken to get those, they just leave them!"

solid logic

i like rincewind's definition of veganism being dependent on how hard you squeeze the animal

well he just figures that's the problem with milk and cheese

you have to squeeze their tits

not even tit-squeezing is required for eggs

he assumes it's all based on some odd scale of rudeness towards animals

that nice doctor chilton, he's not even rude to a single chicken

(taking their meat being the most rude, of course)

hahahahaha

chilton's like, no i love meat but my single kidney can only take so much and i love alcohol more than orthodox protein

unorthodox protein is okay though

"Our Dr. Chilton wouldn't run afowl of a single hen, no sir"

so many jokes sprang to mind at "unorthodox protein" that I couldn't pick one

it's the cocks u need to watch out for

like walking five dogs at once and they all saw a different squirrel

eyyyy

cyanidetimes this week is becoming a whirlwind irl, but I'm still very in for a Sam&Chilton tussle thread if you are. Should I plan on penning the starter or would you like to?

ooh that would be excellent

we've decided sam would encounter chilton-as-eir?

that sounds like the most fun, let's do it

sending a hound to retrieve a bear

P A N T S

giving both of your characters a hard life

how else will they learn?

odd comradery

surprisingly civil conversations