hooooly shit do I want to play around with some haywire powers

brainstorming will need to happen, but I know I'd like Sam to be stuck in a single animal form for a bit

just like an animorph

Sam Merlotte's Very Bad Dog Adventure

I was absolutely thinking of Tobias

ill be ur rachel

excellent

bear morph, literally perfect

I may have him cycle through a few different effects, because there's just too much to play with. Por Ejemplo: I'd also like for his "whisper" to get a huuuuuge crank up in power for a day

where maybe it's just Always On and he literally can't talk to people without exerting influence over them

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ur ear

get some Preacher in that Animorphs mix

Herr Starr will be so excited and moderately turned on.

which could have fun consequences since Sam's more or less kept that ability on the DL, so the press getting wind that the Ambassador to De Chima has manipulation-based powers could result in a shitstorm of paranoia and speculation down the line

"How legitimate was his election win?" "What else is he hiding?" "Does he use this to control natives?" etc etc

hoshizoku: his only Christmas present

His best Christmas to date. >(

I'd also like to fuck with Rincewind's abilities but I'm paralyzed by possibility here.

I do think I'd like for the Luggage to sort of "glitch" and fade in/fade out from regular suitcase to magical companion

stuck in one form u say

emileesaurus: yes. yes yes yes. Lestat can get some quality puppy time.

and Sam can have yet another reason to be annoyed by vampires

Rincewind's "Unlock" ability going on the fritz could fuck with some other characters if I can just think big enough

some sort of "locking" everything he touches theme, but - on a grander scale? like maybe "locking" other characters' powers down so they're effectively powerless

Lin Manuel-Miranda Vine

actual video of me

me also

but also unintentionally just putting magical locks on buildings/cars/computers and shit and being unable to open them again could result in some beautiful chaos

trapping people (and himself) in buildings because the locks are magical

get stuck in an elevator with someone

whatever happens, it should ultimately end up with someone duct taping oven mitts around Rincewind's hands

what if rincewind trapped people

in a giant conga line

that keeps growing and entrapping

by unfortunate accident

the human centipede

oh no

but like, with fun music

congopede

oh, oh, or maybe he keeps locking himself to other people

in increasingly ridiculous manners

a literal take on "stuck together" memes

from handcuffs to sticky flytrap paper

he could get locked to starr's pierced nipple chain

and then Rincewind was shot in the head and died

it was v sad

cyanidetimes: also Sam should absolutely get a bump from Chilton's new-fangled fingers and then use it to punch him, yes/yes?

yes >)

amped up shapeshifter

chilton will want to bite back with a stronger substance/dosage

Sam tweaking out while his own powers go on the fritz is sure to end well

maybe that seals his animorph state

he shapeshifts TOO WELL

AFTER DRUGS

AND POWER HIJINKS

shift through fifteen different forms in the span of thirty seconds before it burns out

can he get caught as like, a chimera dog

a literal chimera

i know normally he has to see the animal BUT

this is special

or dragon dog

this

c h r i s t

WAIT WAIT WAIT

THIS

CANCELED

YOU'RE CANCELED

ANIMAL AND SAM FACE

JUST VISUALIZE

HE CAN STILL GO ON A DATE WITH DANY

C A N C E L E D

HE CAN MAKE CHILTON TAKE CARE OF HIM BC CHILTON IS KIND OF RESPONSIBLE

this visual is going to haunt my nightmares

THINK OF HOW LESTAT WOULD REACT

other option is Chilton's crack hands are what cranks the volume and then breaks the switch on Sam's Whisper

oooh

chilton at sam

pants

on second thought he should have just stuck with darlene

jorah's booty is just too mighty for Rincewind's skinny wizard pants

gluteus too maximus

hailing a cab as a bear instead

how many times can we write 'pants'

I bet it's a million

have it "autocorrect" to penis

cyanidetimes: yes

hackfraud: what if this is actually how Rincewind meets Darlene. what if he breaks into their apartment to get Jorah his pants

thatd be perfect bc she already said she wouldnt let anyone in

but rincewind doesnt have to be let in :')

Ceeeeee: hey can Rincewind come say hi

he can try

i would love nothing more actually thanks

hound HOUND i fount some art for you here and here

last one is rincewind and baelish

ahhhh I love that artist, their anatomy is incredible

Ceeeeee: excellent, should I just hit up Darlene's inbox with some action or she can join in Rincewind/Jorah's or should I just make the log thing?

mayyyybe hit darlene's inbox with action if you're cool w that

for clarity

and also so we can keep our text threads going too so darlene can complain to jorah about his creeper b&e pants friend at the same time

live update him

perfect

this is my life now

bound to end well

a good friend

I feel accomplished, and will sleep now

goodnight

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